Subway adopts Sharia Law...

Sandwich chain Subway has defended changing the contents of some products in line with demands by Muslims for meat to comply with sharia law.

Sandwiches at 185 Subway outlets in Britain and Ireland no longer come with ham or bacon as the pig is regarded as unclean in Islam.

The pork has been replaced by turkey in a move the company hopes will avoid offending Muslim customers. Turkey is halal, or clean, to Muslims.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/subway-adopts-sharia-law-185-uk-outlets-halal-meats-only-policy-1446781

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t7953-subway

Sorry......but you are trying to blow my head up, after all.......

I can understand now why people go around killing!

karlypants wrote:I can understand now why people go around killing!

Pardon?

He said:

"I can understand now why people go around killing!"


You deaf....?

I think my opening post was a bit more meaty... I didn't realise this had already been done to death.

Yeah, we've already hung it up by its feet and slit its throat and left it to bleed to death.

In keeping with our stone-age belief system.......

Halal have to admit defeat on this one.

Never....... 

Been in a couple of times, shite. Now I have a real excuse to not bother. It's the same with some pizza takeaways, try and get a Hawaian Pizza with real ham. It's turkey ham they use so as not to soil their hands when touching pork!!
I defy anybody to have two rashers of bacon with some HP between two slices of toast and not enjoy!!!

Soul Kitchen wrote:Been in a couple of times, shite. Now I have a real excuse to not bother. It's the same with some pizza takeaways, try and get a Hawaian Pizza with real ham. It's turkey ham they use so as not to soil their hands when touching pork!!
I defy anybody to have two rashers of bacon with some HP between two slices of toast and not enjoy!!!

I agree although has to be tomato on mine!  

I can't think of any more puns.

Bleedin' hell.

You mustafa good think about it then.

 

Come on, I bet you can think of loads more shi'ite puns, if you think about it......

It's a good thing they don't do sausage burqas at breakfast...

I wonder if this will affect their prophets in the long run...?

With that sauce it all tastes the Siyam anyway!

A girl I know applied for a job in a Subway located in our local hospital. It was basically making butties. The job description was 'Sandwich Artist'. 

Evil bastards wanting animals killed in that way.