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151I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 11:31

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Oy Quent don't forget to get some money out for the spunk bucket.

152I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 11:41

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Quent don't forget to get some money out for the spunk bucket.

You are a nasty piece of work Mr Magoo, maybe one day you'll fall for someone out of your league and know how it feels.

153I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 12:27

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
No one is out of my league, you ugly prossi shagger.

154I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:28

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:No one is out of my league.

I reckon Anne Wiggycomb is out of your league. After her success on Strictly Come Dancing she wouldn't give you the steam off her piss.

155I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:53

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I bet she would, I think she does rolly polly grams at the weekend's.

156I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:55

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:I bet she would, I think she does rolly polly grams at the weekend's.

A faint heart never fcuked a pig so if you are up for it with her I suggest you take a large brown paper bag with you.

157I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:57

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Stop spoiling Quents sad spunk bucket thread.

158I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:58

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
SHE JUST CALLED, SHE JUST CALLED!!!

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

She wants to talk. This is it chaps, I'm in like Flynn.

159I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What's the betting she has run out of cash ?

160I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
Get in there my son! Very Happy

161I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Only because she want's some more money off you, Free blowjob my Arse.
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.



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162I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 14:01

Guest


Guest
Quent, I think you need to be direct with this woman instead of pussyfooting around. You need to find out once and for all whether she's interested in going out with you, or just wants your money. I wish you luck.

163I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 15:43

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I took your advice Owen and sent her a text asking if we had a future together. I await her reply.

164I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 15:43

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

I've never paid the extra £7.50 for bareback so I haven't caught anything.

165I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 17:00

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

I've never paid the extra £7.50 for bareback so I haven't caught anything.

lol!

166I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 17:49

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Maybe she's negotiated a discount for a frequent flyer. (would this be a 'mate rate')

167I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Apr 24 2012, 18:36

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
She only charges £7.50 for bareback ? She sounds like a right rum turkey. I reckon her ' promised land ' is more likely a ' well worn path'.

168I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:28

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I wonder what her reply was to him, he as also been very quiet on the subject, maybe she is holding him hostage.

169I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:35

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He could be ' taters deep ' for all we know!

170I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:18

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
This was her reply:

Hi Quent, i really want to think that we have a future together, it's every hookers dream to be whisked away from it all to Prestwich. it may be a problem for my boss (pimp) as i'm on a 3 year contract. if you would consider paying up my contract we could get away from this life. it'll cost around £10k, do you have that sort of cash?

I am so happy, it's clear she wants me and not a mention of sex or money, she just wants me. Should I go for it?

171I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:19

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Yes get your 10K out and see what happens.

172I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:40

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Yes get your 10K out and see what happens.

£10k is a bargain, her boss would make loads more than that over three years. I've decided I'm going to chance it. Ocean Finance give loans for this sort of situation.

173I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:45

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:Yes get your 10K out and see what happens.

£10k is a bargain, her boss would make loads more than that over three years. I've decided I'm going to chance it. Ocean Finance give loans for this sort of situation.

Text her back saying that her contract with her boss is illegal and unenforceable.

174I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:47

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:Text her back saying that her contract with her boss is illegal and unenforceable.

Her boss has made it quite clear it's enforceable!

175I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:50

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Hasn't OF gone bust? Their website has gone offline and their TV channel no longer exists!

176I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 14:14

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
They went bust because they lent all their money to hapless clowns who spent all their money on brass.

177I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 14:21

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I thought precious metals had a high value at the moment.

178I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 14:33

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Visions of a dream home by the M60 and only 2 minutes stumble to where the Manc junkie community signs on for a script. Nirvana compared to Denton.

179I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 16:35

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I've got my loan approved so I'm going for it. £10k to get Marie away from her life is cheap as chips. The money will be in my account within 48 hours and I'll be straight round with the cash for Marie. This time next week we could be walking hand in hand down Stockport Road, and not a sex flyer in sight.

180I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 6 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 16:36

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What could possibly go wrong?
May I recommend you take her for a chicken kebab at the Paradise in Longsight.

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