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181I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 16:43

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@wanderlust wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
May I recommend you take her for a chicken kebab at the Paradise in Longsight.
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

182I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 16:44

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You've taken out a 10k loan, to pay off a prostitutes "three year" "contract"

... sounds plausible.

I don't think we've heard the end of this somehow!

183I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 17:10

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
You weren't all taking the piss when Richard Gere took Julia Roberts shopping on Rodeo Drive, were you, you horrible, cynical swines?

I bet he spent more than £10k on her (adjusted for inflation) over the course of that week. He paid her several thousand dollars, put her up in a penthouse suite, took her to the opera, bought her a new wardrobe etc etc.

I think it's dead romantic, and I'm not even a girl. Or gay.

184I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 17:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@largehat wrote:You weren't all taking the piss when Richard Gere took Julia Roberts shopping on Rodeo Drive, were you, you horrible, cynical swines?

I bet he spent more than £10k on her (adjusted for inflation) over the course of that week. He paid her several thousand dollars, put her up in a penthouse suite, took her to the opera, bought her a new wardrobe etc etc.

I think it's dead romantic, and I'm not even a girl. Or gay.

lol!

185I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 25 2012, 18:07

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Surely she is worth more than 10K, cant you get a bigger loan say 15k and offer it to her boss as a bonus. Maybe get her to throw in a freebie once a week as a gesture of goodwill.

186I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 26 2012, 21:15

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
This has got to be a wind up of the highest order a escort/brass with debts of £16-000.That sounds like her crack dealer minding the kids,while you loan her £500.Wake up man.You say you struglle with the girls/ladies.Well join a few dating sites dont they match you with people who have similair interests.Not on looks.Ive been married 7 years and been together 14 my wife is my soul mate and we have just as much fun almost as we did when we met.You want someone who is compatible not just blitzing your wallet.You said you was getting her a loan for £10-000 this has got to be a piss take or you are the biggest mug ever.These girls are in it for the Cash.How is she £16-000 in debt unless she is a junkie.Mate your being mugged off.Get Rid and quickly.

187I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 26 2012, 21:18

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Born to be a wanderer wrote:This has got to be a wind up of the highest order a escort/brass with debts of £16-000.That sounds like her crack dealer minding the kids,while you loan her £500.Wake up man.You say you struglle with the girls/ladies.Well join a few dating sites dont they match you with people who have similair interests.Not on looks.Ive been married 7 years and been together 14 my wife is my soul mate and we have just as much fun almost as we did when we met.You want someone who is compatible not just blitzing your wallet.You said you was getting her a loan for £10-000 this has got to be a piss take or you are the biggest mug ever.These girls are in it for the Cash.How is she £16-000 in debt unless she is a junkie.Mate your being mugged off.Get Rid and quickly.

Nail and head springs to mind.

188I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 26 2012, 21:20

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
'head' ? and how much would that cost Very Happy

189I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 26 2012, 23:08

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Born to be a wanderer wrote:This has got to be a wind up of the highest order a escort/brass with debts of £16-000.That sounds like her crack dealer minding the kids,while you loan her £500.Wake up man.You say you struglle with the girls/ladies.Well join a few dating sites dont they match you with people who have similair interests.Not on looks.Ive been married 7 years and been together 14 my wife is my soul mate and we have just as much fun almost as we did when we met.You want someone who is compatible not just blitzing your wallet.You said you was getting her a loan for £10-000 this has got to be a piss take or you are the biggest mug ever.These girls are in it for the Cash.How is she £16-000 in debt unless she is a junkie.Mate your being mugged off.Get Rid and quickly.

Mate, I'm pleased for you I really am, I'd give anything for a woman like yours. But the sad fact is I'm useless with woman I don't know - I could go on a hundred dates from a dating site and they'd all be a disaster. Because I've been a client of Marie's for a while I know her, it's only recently where I've found myself thinking about her as anything but an expensive jump.

But let me ask you this, if you'd had to pay £10k to get your wife wouldn't you have done it? £10k is not a lot to find true love. As for her debts, I'm pretty sure she's not a junkie although I've never actually seen her arms because she's always wearing rubber. But if she'd sniffed £16k of crack up her nose I reckon I'd know.

I can fully understand you thinking she's taking me for a ride, but if you were in my shoes you'd know she's 100% genuine. I'll have the £10k for her in the morning, I'm driving round there to set her free.

190I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 26 2012, 23:28

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Good luck Quent. You follow your heart, lad.

191I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 01:34

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
You Smoke Crack on a pipe and it is easy to spend £500 in one session.There would be no marks on her body as it is not an injectable drug.Google Crack Cocaine mate.Heroin is an Injectable drug but it can also be smoked.Keep your £10-000 mate find someone who likes you for you.Im sure your not the elephant man and there is nothing wrong with being shy.Everyone feels uneasy with the opposite sex at one time or another just be yourself.Dont pass £10-000 on YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT.I hope im wrong keep me posted .

192I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 06:27

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If you are struggling for cash then try Log Book loans. They take your log book as collateral and if you don't make the payments they repo your car. On the plus side, just think how much money you would save with public transport.

193I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 11:54

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Quent, if its confidence you lack, I've heard that having a penis extension helps, and makes you extremely confident ! You can have at least a couple ( I think) for 10 k. (I've saved £2.37 so far Very Happy )

194I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 11:56

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I can see this thread running until Quent stumps up the extra for a bareback session and ends up with a bad dose of the clap.

195I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 11:58

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
I think we will all sponsor him, as long as he provides the evidence in the form of a film Very Happy

196I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 12:04

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It would be nice if he would post a picture of her so we could make an informed observation. Her face would suffice.

197I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 12:09

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
This is growing itno one of my best threads of all time. if it's not a wind up and 100% true then I hope it works out. But personally it sounds like she is taking you for a ride.

The text which you put up a while back about her reminding you not to forget the cash for the babysitter would have annoyed me to be honest.

Anyway hope for your sake it works out.

198I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 12:13

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
There's more chance of Anders Breivik being found not guilty than this post having a happy ending.

199I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 12:15

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
All these innuendos ! 'taken for a ride', 'endings'. Things are getting out of hand, (is that anotheer one?) Very Happy

200I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 13:56

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Its all Bollock's, good on him, he kept us entertained for a while.

201I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:01

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
The first day of my new life. Money was in my account first thing as promised and I withdrew every penny (first time in my life I've ever held £10k in actual notes).

Pitched up at Marie's at 9am with the cash intending to go round to her pimp's place to end her contract. She's so nice though, she didn't want me to get involved in the seedy side of her life so insisted on having the cash herself. She's going to take it round later. I could tell she was really, really happy. So happy she gave me a free hand-job in her back yard. My first proper sexual experience where no money changed hands. Is this how good it feels when you don't pay for it?

Anyway, she had to take her son to nursery so I had to leave but we talked about her £16k (it's now 18K unfortunately) debt and it's clear it's hanging over her and spoiling her life. She didn't ask me to pay it off for her, which is why I love her so much. I've spoken to the building society though and I could re-mortgage my house and take out about £20k in equity. At last I feel my life is going somewhere.

I know it's not been a conventional relationship, but I think it will be from now on. Marie is such a great girl, and once I meet her son I'm sure he'll love me too. Thanks for the support from Largehat and one or two others, for the doubters this is one in the eye I guess.

202I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:02

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:Its all Bollock's, good on him, he kept us entertained for a while.
Are you implying he's making it up? No way! This one will run till the money's done.

203I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:10

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Free hand job in the back yard, that is fucking funny, haven't you just given her 10K you spaz.

204I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:18

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Give the guy a break Magoo, this is a love story to rival Posh n Becks.

205I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:21

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote: for the doubters this is one in the eye I guess.

Japs Eye more like!

206I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:24

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Free hand job in the back yard, that is fucking funny, haven't you just given her 10K you spaz.

The £10k was to release her from her pimp, the hand job was completely free. Why would she do that unless she was into me?

207I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:28

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Once a slag always a slag.

208I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:28

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote: So happy she gave me a free hand-job in her back yard. My first proper sexual experience where no money changed hands. Is this how good it feels when you don't pay for it?


It's official, this is the funniest rhead ever. lol!

209I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:35

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Once a slag always a slag.

You are a mean bastard Mr Magoo, you've never met her so how can you judge? I won't go into why she became an escort but believe me when I say she had little option. She has provided for her kid using what God gave her, you have to admire her for that. She is a lovely person, very generous and giving. Not everyone has it easy Mr Magoo.

210I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 7 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:37

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@aaron_bwfc wrote:

It's official, this is the funniest thread ever. lol!

This is not meant to be funny, this is my life. It's not something I can talk about with the few friends I have so it's helped to write about it on here. You might find it funny but I guarantee you that the hand-job she gave me this morning in her backyard overlooking Denton town centre was one of the most romantic experiences of my life.

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