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211I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:37

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I don't understand why a girl, presumably, looking to escape a life of street work, trying to establish a "proper" relationship, would take her man into her "back yard" to give him a reach around.

why not, dare i suggest, the bedroom?

212I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:39

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I don't understand why a girl, presumably, looking to escape a life of street work, trying to establish a "proper" relationship, would take her man into her "back yard" to give him a reach around.

why not, dare i suggest, the bedroom?

Try and keep up Hipster, he said the kid was at home.

213I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:40

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Oh I'm sorry. Makes sense to wack someone off in the backyard in that case.

I'm sort of skim reading it tbh.

214I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:43

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:Oh I'm sorry. Makes sense to wack someone off in the backyard in that case.

I'm sort of skim reading it tbh.

If someone just gave you £10,000 wouldn't you "wack them off"?

215I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:44

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote:
@aaron_bwfc wrote:

It's official, this is the funniest thread ever. lol!

This is not meant to be funny, this is my life. It's not something I can talk about with the few friends I have so it's helped to write about it on here. You might find it funny but I guarantee you that the hand-job she gave me this morning in her backyard overlooking Denton town centre was one of the most romantic experiences of my life.

Sorry Quent didn't mean to mock it's just the way you worded things.

Can't call your life boring that's for sure. Very Happy

216I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:46

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@aaron_bwfc wrote:

Sorry Quent didn't mean to mock it's just the way you worded things.

Can't call your life boring that's for sure. Very Happy

No problem, I can see how it looks to everyone else. Why is this freak telling the world about his sordid little secret! But it helps me so I don't care, and some posters have been supportive.

217I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:49

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Whats with the James Woods picture? Fan of his "work"?

218I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:14

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Things are looking up Quent!I can tell that it's all going to work out well for you and Marie. And her son. And her pimp. She clearly loves you for who you are and that's all that matters in this cynical world.
If it will finally help you and Marie break free you should definitely re-mortgage the house - money doesn't matter if true love is at stake.

219I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:17

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
(You are a mean bastard Mr Magoo, you've never met her so how can you judge)
Well thank you for the complement, I don't have to meet the old spunk bucket to form my opinion.

220I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:17

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@wanderlust wrote:Things are looking up Quent!I can tell that it's all going to work out well for you and Marie. And her son. And her pimp. She clearly loves you for who you are and that's all that matters in this cynical world.
If it will finally help you and Marie break free you should definitely re-mortgage the house - money doesn't matter if true love is at stake.

Thanks wanderlust, I really appreciate those encouraging words. You're right, can you really put a price on true love. If you'd told me 6 weeks ago that all it would cost to find true love was £10k I'd have said you were mad.

221I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:24

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
When you end up moving in together, could could have a moving in party, and let all your mates give her one for £20 a go, that way you can some of your money back, also you don't seem to mind going out with someone who will fuck anyone for cash, so no harm done Quent the new Pimp.
That will be a banging party to go to.

222I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:30

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Don't fancy being near the end of the queue.

223I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:32

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
You will be fine he has got no mate's, Marie will be all nice for you.

224I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:34

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
You're a bad man Magoo Very Happy

225I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:00

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:When you end up moving in together, could could have a moving in party, and let all your mates give her one for £20 a go, that way you can some of your money back, also you don't seem to mind going out with someone who will fuck anyone for cash, so no harm done Quent the new Pimp.
That will be a banging party to go to.

You are a horrible little man, I can only imagine you are jealous Mr Magoo. I bet Mrs Magoo doesn't have a body like Marie has.

226I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:01

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Magoo & Gloswhite should be banned for cyber-bullying. What's the world coming to when a man can't come on a public forum and declare his love for a hooker?

227I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:19

Guest


Guest
i think it's sweet, best of luck for the future quent.

228I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:35

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
There is a lot of hypocrisy talked about the sex trade. Is it really more degrading to offer sexual services than to clean toilets or be an undertaker? Many women and men find that this is a practical way for them to make money. Are they all victims? I think not. Some posters are being far too judgemental about Marie. If Quent is OK with her choice of work who are we to judge?

229I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:42

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@xmiles wrote:There is a lot of hypocrisy talked about the sex trade. Is it really more degrading to offer sexual services than to clean toilets or be an undertaker? Many women and men find that this is a practical way for them to make money. Are they all victims? I think not. Some posters are being far too judgemental about Marie. If Quent is OK with her choice of work who are we to judge?

At this point I should make it clear xsmiles visits a hooker every Friday night at 9pm.

230I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:48

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:When you end up moving in together, could could have a moving in party, and let all your mates give her one for £20 a go, that way you can some of your money back, also you don't seem to mind going out with someone who will fuck anyone for cash, so no harm done Quent the new Pimp.
That will be a banging party to go to.

You are a horrible little man, I can only imagine you are jealous Mr Magoo. I bet Mrs Magoo doesn't have a body like Marie has.


You are correct Quent, I bet your lady friend's bits look like Jonh Waynes saddle bag's.
Park your bike, probably park a JCB in between them.



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231I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:49

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Magoo & Gloswhite should be banned for cyber-bullying. What's the world coming to when a man can't come on a public forum and declare his love for a hooker?


Bring it on you dried up old prune. Twisted Evil

232I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:14

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
This is the biggest piss take ever/wind up.You give a brass £10-000 but she is taking it to her pimp to dissolve the contract LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!.Now her debts are up to £18-20k Fuck Me my Mrs can spend Barbour jackets,juicy couture trackies in All Saints all the time.We dont have debt like that but we both work.Im sure a escort is on top dollar so it kind of doesnt Add Up.Plus we have 2 teenage daughters.Now they think money grows on trees.What im saying is sometimes i have to put 60 hours a week in.Then my mrs works full time.How can an escort have debts of 18-20k and you mate have given her 10-000 quid.A wank in a backyard in denton the most romantic moment of your life.Good post cos u r full of shit and if u r not your mentally deranged.

233I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:21

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Born to be a wanderer wrote:This is the biggest piss take ever/wind up.You give a brass £10-000 but she is taking it to her pimp to dissolve the contract LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!.Now her debts are up to £18-20k Fuck Me my Mrs can spend Barbour jackets,juicy couture trackies in All Saints all the time.We dont have debt like that but we both work.Im sure a escort is on top dollar so it kind of doesnt Add Up.Plus we have 2 teenage daughters.Now they think money grows on trees.What im saying is sometimes i have to put 60 hours a week in.Then my mrs works full time.How can an escort have debts of 18-20k and you mate have given her 10-000 quid.A wank in a backyard in denton the most romantic moment of your life.Good post cos u r full of shit and if u r not your mentally deranged.
I am shocked at the way you are prepared to insult this man despite him showing an openness that is rare in society these days. This emoticon proves it. Shocked He shares his feelings with us and you just piss on his parade. Shame on you!

234I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:23

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Born to be a wanderer wrote:This is the biggest piss take ever/wind up.You give a brass £10-000 but she is taking it to her pimp to dissolve the contract LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!.Now her debts are up to £18-20k Fuck Me my Mrs can spend Barbour jackets,juicy couture trackies in All Saints all the time.We dont have debt like that but we both work.Im sure a escort is on top dollar so it kind of doesnt Add Up.Plus we have 2 teenage daughters.Now they think money grows on trees.What im saying is sometimes i have to put 60 hours a week in.Then my mrs works full time.How can an escort have debts of 18-20k and you mate have given her 10-000 quid.A wank in a backyard in denton the most romantic moment of your life.Good post cos u r full of shit and if u r not your mentally deranged.

You make it sound dirty, but it isn't. She has those huge debts because BEFORE she was an escort she got into financial trouble. She was actually in debt to the tune of £40k but has paid a lot back. She is an inspiration.

I trust Marie 100%, I have no doubt the £10k is now in her pimp's grubby hands and she is free. Hopefully she'll ring me soon to confirm this.

235I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:39

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Great Blag no one would take out £10k and give it a crack smoking whore.Its a blag and its been entertaining and the bit about her debt.Now gone from 16k overnight to nearly 20k.The final bollox was the remortgaging of his house.Im sure brass/escort dont sign contracts.If she is so fit and an Escort/Spunk bucket why is she in debt and its rising quicker than the national debt.Quent funny post mate but with all the bollox you have now uttered Where is Jeremey Beadle.Good laugh mate.If any of its true which id put my motgage on its all bollox your heading for a financial melt down if u have parted with 10k already.

236I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:39

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Quent, if your good lady is paying off her debt, can I suggest you just let her get on with it, and pick up with her when its done. No point in muddying the water for her.

Nat, you got me in one, Cyber bully extraordinaire hahahaha

237I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:52

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
How did she get in 40k debt(explain) You gave her 10k and she has not rang you yet.(OH DEAR I can see this ending in tears)When she has finished smoking the Crack she will be back in touch.10k should buy her plenty of stones(crack) then you will get a call.Im calling it a night as im on taxi duty daughters to their friends n im off to Sunderland tomorrow.So ill check if true love is alive and kicking when i get back from the stadium of shyte.I will take a point now.See what happens.

238I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:55

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I'm hoping all these bitter individuals with their middle aged birds don't put Quent off from keeping us up to date.

There's a lot of bitterness and jealousy in the world.

239I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:58

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, you might wanna go on that show "the undateables"

I'm pretty sure they pay you as well, which might help considering you've given every penny you own to a "prostitute"

240I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 8 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 18:55

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@xmiles wrote:There is a lot of hypocrisy talked about the sex trade. Is it really more degrading to offer sexual services than to clean toilets or be an undertaker? Many women and men find that this is a practical way for them to make money. Are they all victims? I think not. Some posters are being far too judgemental about Marie. If Quent is OK with her choice of work who are we to judge?

At this point I should make it clear xsmiles visits a hooker every Friday night at 9pm.

There's no need to share our private lives with everyone just because Quent does.

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