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301I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 13:08

Guest


Guest
I have phoned the police on behalf of Bolton Nuts Admin, the conversation didn't go so well:

Me: I'd like to report a missing person.
Cops: His or her name?
Me: Quent
Cops: Quent? Is that his first or last name?
Me: No idea, perhaps it's his only name, a bit like Pele.
Cops: Ok, how is he related to you?
Me: I've never met him.
Cops: Er, ok. His address?
Me: No idea, somewhere in Denton perhaps? He likes to get wanked off overlooking the town centre is all I know.
Cops: Right. So how do you know he's missing if you've never met him?
Me: He's a regular on a football forum I help run and he hasn't posted for over 24 hours.
Cops: Hardly reason to suspect he's missing, perhaps he has a life sir.
Me: I don't like your tone, I only spend 14 hours a day on my PC. Anyway, the last we heard from Quent he was trying to rescue his hooker girlfriend from a big pimp with £10,000 in his back pocket.
Cops: Goodbye sir.

302I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 13:11

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm not sure the site admin are taking this seriously enough.

very worrying.

303I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 13:11

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
I fucking hate the police, they just don't care about your ordinary ''paying a hookers pimp 10k'' folk.

304I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 13:43

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Dont worry peeps, I'm sure Quent will come again.

305I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 13:51

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@gloswhite wrote:Dont worry peeps, I'm sure Quent will come again.


Only if he mortgages the house, he will be sat at home watching porn films.
Thats probably how he came up with the idea, if i am wrong, we could have another case of the man in the bag.

306I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 14:24

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I reckon his plan is to dissapear now for good and join under another name.

307I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 14:28

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Angry Dad wrote: I reckon his plan is to dissapear now for good and join under another name.


That,s what I was thinking.

308I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 14:30

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Or, he could come back as a white knight, having resuced his maiden, from the black knight.

309I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 15:17

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Dont worry peeps, I'm sure Quent will come again.

If we never hear from Quent again then we have to assume he was set up and kidnapped. He is probably working as a manservant in some S & M club.

310I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 15:31

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I reckon the next time we hear from Quent it will be on this radio show.

https://youtu.be/C6ZDsUGiGqM

311I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 15:43

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
@Reebok Trotter wrote:I reckon the next time we hear from Quent it will be on this radio show.

[url=https://youtu.be/C6ZDsUGiGqM [/url]


Or even when he appears on Jeremy Kyle USA!

312I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:03

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Maybe he has been arrested for killing the Pimp.

313I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:06

Guest


Guest
@gloswhite wrote:Some things you just can't buy, and I would put Jayne on that list.

oh i don't know. £1m will buy you pretty much everything. no hairy backs mind.

314I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:07

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
not-so-plain-jayne wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:Some things you just can't buy, and I would put Jayne on that list.

oh i don't know. £1m will buy you pretty much everything. no hairy backs mind.


You would be a very expensive escort at that money, you better be good.

315I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:09

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I can imagine a night with Jayne would be full of surprises.

316I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:10

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I can imagine a night with Jayne would be full of surprises.



Are you saying she could have a Willy.

317I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:25

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Jayne, a million? You wouldn't get a million pennies out of this lot Smile

318I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:29

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@gloswhite wrote:Jayne, a million? You wouldn't get a million pennies out of this lot Smile


I would give her one, A penny Very Happy

319I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:31

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Very Happy

320I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:32

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Jayne looks far too attractive to have to charge for it. There's only the likes of Magoo who could afford to wine and dine her and offer the lifestyle that her beauty demands.

321I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:39

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Jayne looks far too attractive to have to charge for it. There's only the likes of Magoo who could afford to wine and dine her and offer the lifestyle that her beauty demands.


Are you trying to chat me up RT.

322I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:44

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You callous bastards making light of Quent's plight. He could be dead you know.

323I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:46

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:
Are you trying to chat me up RT.

Not at all my four eyed friend. Satans Alley is not my scene.

324I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 16:51

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Your right Nat. Poor Quent. He's thrown all his money away, his common sense, and now his life (possibly), all becausee he fell for someone who took pity on him, and then fleeced him.

325I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 17:06

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:You callous bastards making light of Quent's plight. He could be dead you know.


She might have shagged him to death. Laughing

326I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 17:15

Guest


Guest
@Mr Magoo wrote:


She might have shagged him to death. Laughing

If you're going to go, there's no better way to go!

327I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 17:20

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Going out with a bang ! Smile

328I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 17:51

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Poor Quent. What a way to go!

https://youtu.be/fYzWn0njThI

329I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 18:12

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Went round to Marie's last night, she wasn't there. Waited around for hours until after midnight when Marie arrived back in a taxi with her pimp. They both seemed really happy, probably because she was free and he had £10k. They had a bit of goodbye kiss on her garden path, and then went inside.

I knocked on the door and Marie seemed surprised to see me, but she was happy to see me. She thanked me again for the £10k and gave me a free blow job in the dining room while her pimp watched Britain's Got Talent, which he'd recorded earlier. Why is he recording things on Marie's machine?

Anyway, I told her to get her stuff but she said she couldn't because British Gas were due to read her meter in the morning. So I've arranged to pick Marie and her son up at 9am tomorrow to start our new life. I am so excited. I really can't believe I've been so lucky!

330I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 11 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 18:16

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Bollocks ! you've just gone and spoilt it.

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