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361I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:22

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:At least i can prove I sleep with Megan fox.

Bet Quent can't post a picture of his bird with her slender arm round his neck.

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lol!

362I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:25

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
She has changed, she is putting all that behind her. Tomorrow the rest of her life starts, no longer will she have to barter with punters for the bareback rate.

lol!

Sorry to be boring and repetitive, its been a very long weekend.

363I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:26

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, if it doesn't work out and she fancies going back on the game then don't hesitate to drop me a line. I'm not up to shelling out 10k in one hit but I would quite happily cash in my weekly giro for one hour of unbridled passion.



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364I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:26

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Pig faced mute? WTF is one of those ? You folk from Devon and Cornwall are on another planet. I imagine Quent's moll driving an open top Suzuki Vitari with the sun in her hair. FWIW I think she is pretty but her threadbare wardbrobe makes me iclined to believe that she may be planning to do a bunk.


Or maybe she is just getting ready to get in the bunk, for a gang bang, the old slut.

365I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:54

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
You'll be sorry Magoo. Tomorrow I'm going to post a photo of me and Marie driving off into the sunset (Gorton) in my Ford Focus.

366I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:59

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:You'll be sorry Magoo. Tomorrow I'm going to post a photo of me and Marie driving off into the sunset (Gorton) in my Ford Focus.


I will not be sorry at all, if it is true, which I doubt, I will be very happy for you.

367I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 22:32

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Ford Focus ? How romantic

368I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 22:37

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Maybe he has Pimped his ride.

369I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 22:57

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote:You'll be sorry Magoo. Tomorrow I'm going to post a photo of me and Marie driving off into the sunset (Gorton) in my Ford Focus.

I just have an image of a whore and james woods driving off like the 2 from Grease at the end.

370I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 12:22

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Shit, shit shit, I've really fucked things up. Can't stay long, I'm currently on the run from Percy the Pimp and his gangster friends.

Got to Marie's place this morning and her boss (pimp) answered the door and said Marie had decided to stay on the game, but there were no refunds for gifts bought by johns. I told him I wasn't a john, I was her boyfriend. He laughed out loud and went to shut the door in my face. Anger got the better of me and I hit him with the ironing-board I'd just bought from Homebase.

He might be a big bastard but he went down, so I climbed over him and went to fetch Marie. She was in the front room painting her toenails while watching Jeremy Kyle, clearly shaken by the whole episode. So shaken she seemed to be out of her mind, she refused to come with me saying she couldn't leave her boss (pimp) short staffed during this busy period. She wanted to leave it a few weeks before starting her new life.

Then she asked why I was carrying a Homebase ironing-board with blood dripping from one end. I told her I'd hit her boss (pimp) with it as he was clearly keeping her hostage. She ran to the door sobbing "Percy, Percy, are you all right?". She was clearly delierious.

So I had a decision to make, leave a clearly brainwashed Marie with Percy the Pimp or take her with me to start our new life. So I took her. She wasn't keen and I had to tie her to the ironing-board but I know she'll thank me later. She was making a lot of noise so I put her in the boot of my Ford Focus and drove off, just in time to see Percy the Pimp make a valiant effort to try and catch up with the car. Thankfully, years of living the pimp life has not been kind to his fitness.

So here I am, at some faceless motorway service station somewhere on the M1 heading for London, with a brainwashed hooker in the boot and a Percy the Pimp after my blood. Not sure what to do next, but at least I'm with Marie now.

371I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 12:29

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:Shit, shit shit, I've really fucked things up. Can't stay long, I'm currently on the run from Percy the Pimp and his gangster friends.

Got to Marie's place this morning and her boss (pimp) answered the door and said Marie had decided to stay on the game, but there were no refunds for gifts bought by johns. I told him I wasn't a john, I was her boyfriend. He laughed out loud and went to shut the door in my face. Anger got the better of me and I hit him with the ironing-board I'd just bought from Homebase.

He might be a big bastard but he went down, so I climbed over him and went to fetch Marie. She was in the front room painting her toenails while watching Jeremy Kyle, clearly shaken by the whole episode. So shaken she seemed to be out of her mind, she refused to come with me saying she couldn't leave her boss (pimp) short staffed during this busy period. She wanted to leave it a few weeks before starting her new life.

Then she asked why I was carrying a Homebase ironing-board with blood dripping from one end. I told her I'd hit her boss (pimp) with it as he was clearly keeping her hostage. She ran to the door sobbing "Percy, Percy, are you all right?". She was clearly delierious.

So I had a decision to make, leave a clearly brainwashed Marie with Percy the Pimp or take her with me to start our new life. So I took her. She wasn't keen and I had to tie her to the ironing-board but I know she'll thank me later. She was making a lot of noise so I put her in the boot of my Ford Focus and drove off, just in time to see Percy the Pimp make a valiant effort to try and catch up with the car. Thankfully, years of living the pimp life has not been kind to his fitness.

So here I am, at some faceless motorway service station somewhere on the M1 heading for London, with a brainwashed hooker in the boot and a Percy the Pimp after my blood. Not sure what to do next, but at least I'm with Marie now.
What a fukin laugh this is Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

372I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 12:31

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Hey Quent are you a relative of agatha christie.

373I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 13:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote:Shit, shit shit, I've really fucked things up. Can't stay long, I'm currently on the run from Percy the Pimp and his gangster friends.

Got to Marie's place this morning and her boss (pimp) answered the door and said Marie had decided to stay on the game, but there were no refunds for gifts bought by johns. I told him I wasn't a john, I was her boyfriend. He laughed out loud and went to shut the door in my face. Anger got the better of me and I hit him with the ironing-board I'd just bought from Homebase.

He might be a big bastard but he went down, so I climbed over him and went to fetch Marie. She was in the front room painting her toenails while watching Jeremy Kyle, clearly shaken by the whole episode. So shaken she seemed to be out of her mind, she refused to come with me saying she couldn't leave her boss (pimp) short staffed during this busy period. She wanted to leave it a few weeks before starting her new life.

Then she asked why I was carrying a Homebase ironing-board with blood dripping from one end. I told her I'd hit her boss (pimp) with it as he was clearly keeping her hostage. She ran to the door sobbing "Percy, Percy, are you all right?". She was clearly delierious.

So I had a decision to make, leave a clearly brainwashed Marie with Percy the Pimp or take her with me to start our new life. So I took her. She wasn't keen and I had to tie her to the ironing-board but I know she'll thank me later. She was making a lot of noise so I put her in the boot of my Ford Focus and drove off, just in time to see Percy the Pimp make a valiant effort to try and catch up with the car. Thankfully, years of living the pimp life has not been kind to his fitness.

So here I am, at some faceless motorway service station somewhere on the M1 heading for London, with a brainwashed hooker in the boot and a Percy the Pimp after my blood. Not sure what to do next, but at least I'm with Marie now.

Ha Ha. Classic.

374I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 14:17

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Head for North Devon and meet up with Magoo. He will loan you his boat for a couple of weeks. You can sail off to Stornoway or the Seychelles and Percy will never find you.

375I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 14:31

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
PM me if you'd like to hide out here in rural Norfolk - we have plenty of room and there's no chance of being found. They still haven't replaced the road signs after WW2 and it's so remote I have trouble finding it myself. Plus they'd need a translator if they stopped for directions.

376I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 14:34

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
haha christ almighty.

Quent, Raoul Moat is hardly a good role model. It's time to hand yourself in and admit you fcuked up, you're skint and your about to spend a long long time in jail.

377I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 15:58

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Made it to North London safely. Pulled in at a McDonalds on the way to check on Marie. My BWFC scarf had come in handy halfway down the M1 as she wouldn't stop screaming. It must be the euphoria of being free from Percy and a life of anal sex.

Anyway, she seemed fine so I threw a box of Chicken McNuggets into the boot while I went to call my next door neighbour. According to her a group of "thugs" pulled up about an hour ago and tore my place apart, they even destroyed my collection of John McGinlay nail clippings and strands of Barry Cowdrill's hair. The bastards.

It's all gone tits up. My funds are running low, Percy the Pimp is hot on my tail, and Homebase are refusing to give me a refund for the bloody ironing-board.

378I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 17:09

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm starting to doubt whether this is actually happening.

pale

379I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 17:15

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I don't doubt it is happening, I've cancelled all my meetings to keep in touch with latest developments. I fully expect to see Quent on Sky News before the day is out.

380I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 17:23

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I want to know what u done with her kid scratch

381I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 17:26

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
OJ

382I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 17:51

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote:... Homebase are refusing to give me a refund for the bloody ironing-board.

In fairness to them, you did get Percy the pimp's blood on it.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

383I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 18:50

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

384I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 19:09

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin
Brilliant!

Whatever next?

PS - Are you related at all to George Oghani?

385I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 20:20

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
cant see you gatting any 'free' blow jobs for a while,

386I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 20:47

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Managed to ditch the Focus and rob some old bag's car from a Comet car park. Took this photo to prove this is no wind up and I really need your help and advice. I've hidden my face in case the cops are watching:

Marie wasn't very happy in the boot but she's now safely tucked up in the wardrobe of my hotel room with a hotdog to munch on. I don't know why she's so pissed off, she's used to being tied up and handcuffed while sucking on something warm and long.



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387I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 20:50

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Who took the photo?

388I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 21:00

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That doesn't look like a Ford Focus either silent

389I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 21:04

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Good story, seems like a happy ending

390I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 13 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 30 2012, 21:06

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Nat? is that you in the boot?

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