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421I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu May 03, 2012 9:39 pm

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Apologies for sounding harsh - but I just hoped you have learned that you cannot change some people, no matter how much you try.

422I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu May 03, 2012 9:41 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@bwfc71 wrote:Apologies for sounding harsh - but I just hoped you have learned that you cannot change some people, no matter how much you try.

I followed my heart, I did everything I could to make her life better. Now I'm £10k down and Percy says I owe him and he's going to collect sometime soon.

423I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu May 03, 2012 9:51 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Tell Percy to fcuk off or you will report him to the fuzz.

424I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu May 03, 2012 10:18 pm

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Have you tried Match.com ?

Are the hookers cheap, I'm £10k down remember.

lol!

425I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu May 03, 2012 10:32 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote:

Are the hookers cheap, I'm £10k down remember.

If your'e looking for someone visual that's not too abysmal then I can recommend Mystic Cafe.Com

426I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri May 04, 2012 6:40 pm

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Just make sure you don't damage your right hand at work, you may need it very soon ! (assuming you are right-handed) Very Happy

427I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon May 07, 2012 10:54 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Your still alive then quent.

428I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon May 07, 2012 10:56 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Yes, but when I read the story back I realised it sounded like I was making it up. So I stopped.

429I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon May 07, 2012 11:07 pm

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin
Fair enough.

Put it all behind you and post from now on as if nothing as happened.

I think that would be for the best.

430I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon May 07, 2012 11:14 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Well, I was getting a blow job this evening....

431I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon May 07, 2012 11:55 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Don't do it you will hurt your neck.

432I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed May 09, 2012 3:14 pm

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Larghat... when you mentioned this thread i thought it was a wind up lol!

433I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed May 09, 2012 5:12 pm

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
@Mr Magoo wrote:Don't do it you will hurt your neck.

I hope your neck feels better now, Magoo.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

434I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed May 09, 2012 10:08 pm

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Keegan, you know he's a sucker for such comments

435I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed May 09, 2012 10:31 pm

Mallorca Trotter

Mallorca Trotter
David Lee
David Lee
Did you get the Focus back..?

436I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:56 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Quent wrote:Seeing as this is an anonymous site I'm going to touch on a topic I would never discuss with anyone I know for fear of them thinking I'm weird.

As you know I use hookers, most weeks if I'm honest. Not the back street sort that will give you a handjob for £10, but the higher end escorts that expect dinner and a drink before they service you. I'm not ashamed of this in any way. I'm not Brad Pitt in the looks department and I'm not good at talking to women I like. Plus, I have a job that has weird hours so my social life is in the crapper. Oh, and don't forget the hairy back.

Anyway, my favourite escort is Marie. She's 26, well educated, unmarried with a 2 year old son. She's really pretty without being model pretty if you know what I mean. But most importantly she's really nice, great to talk to and fun to be with. I often enjoy the dinner aspect of the "date" more than the sex itself (although that is great)

I've been seeing Marie for about 18 months and I've noticed in recent months that she has become more open with me, actually discussing her home life and son. And last week she let me drive her home to her house and invited me in for coffee. Nothing happened but we talked for hours.

I think I'm falling for this woman which I know is a complete cliche. Of course she's putting on an act to make sure I come back for more, and until recently I would have thought the same about Marie. But now I think she might actually be interested in me.

The question is this, have I watched Pretty Woman too many times or could a relationship work with an escort? Is anyone on here in a relationship with a hooker or married to one?

I don't know whether this is good news or bad news, but Marie called me last night. Amazingly she is prepared to forget the whole "unconscious hooker in a trunk" episode and wants to see me again. She says she can't get me out of her head, even though she's tried to move on.

Is this the break I've been waiting for? She even says she'll give me a discount because of the £10k she effectively stole from me, and she'll now do bareback!

So what should I do? Am I heading for more heartbreak or could this be "the one". After Billie and a string of fat grannies it really would be nice to feel the flesh of a young woman without a cock or grey pubes.

437I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:06 pm

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
You should never go back in life, Quent.

Or at least in this case, you should make the dirty little tramp work that 10K off on her back. I'm a bit concerned about this "discount" business, you should be aiming for at least 75% off. You've got half the slags in South Manchester at your fingertips, so you need a truly compelling reason to stick your snout back in that particular trough.

438I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:24 pm

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Her pimp is probably going to torture you before taking everything you own. You should go for it.

439I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:38 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote: you need a truly compelling reason to stick your snout back in that particular trough.

Isn't this compelling enough?

Marie's Fit Body

440I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:40 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Bit gutted actually, just read this review of Erin (Marie's whore name):

Actually saw Erin at my hotel for 5 hours but there was not an option to select this time, very sexy young lady, very experienced and clearly loves what she does, fantastic arse and an absolute pleasure to have spent what started as a cheeky hour and ended in an unforgettable evening, Thank you Erin and I will be sure to see you next month and I will be better prepared next time x

I'm thinking the bastard forgot his condoms and she still shagged him. Can I really trust her?

441I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:51 pm

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Never trust a woman whose face has been totally eroded away by cocaine use.

442I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Numpty 28723 wrote:Never trust a woman whose face has been totally eroded away by cocaine use.

I do her from behind, it really doesn't matter.

443I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 pm

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Fair comment.

444I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:56 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:
@Numpty 28723 wrote:Never trust a woman whose face has been totally eroded away by cocaine use.

I do her from behind, it really doesn't matter.


You and the other thousands. Twisted Evil

445I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:57 pm

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
While yer on, not-so-plain-jayne wants all her knickers back.

446I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:57 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Numpty 28723 wrote:While yer on, not-so-plain-jayne wants all her knickers back.

LOL, not guilty. I suspect the evidence was tampered with.

447I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:59 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Numpty 28723 wrote:While yer on, not-so-plain-jayne wants all her knickers back.


Bollocks i need 3 more pair's to Finnish my snuggle blanket. Very Happy

448I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:00 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:


You and the other thousands. Twisted Evil

Yes, but I'm getting a discount.

Rates
Duration Incall Outcall
Half hour £120 £140
1 hour £150 £170
1.5 hours £210 £230
2 hours £260 £290
Additional Hour £120 £120

I get 5% discount off that - result!

449I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:16 pm

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:

Isn't this compelling enough?

Marie's Fit Body

No, I don't think it is to be honest. You've moved on to better things. Just think about how exciting your life has become since Marie. Every day is an adventure into the unknown. An odyssey into the world of slags.

You said that shagging one of those old slags was "like throwing a sausage down a hallway". Lets just think about this for a minute. How many posters on this forum and how many of your mates get to throw a sausage down a slag's hallway in deepest darkest Chorltun-Cum-Hardy? Surely this is the sexual equivalent of base jumping or para-sailing. You are a lucky man, I wish I had your life.

But besides all this there is also the mission, to spread love around South Manchester, one wrinkly old minge at a time. Keep focused on the goal. Press for 75 percent discount off Marie, or insist she joins in when you're rattling the old crumblies.

450I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 15 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:46 pm

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote:Bit gutted actually, just read this review of Erin (Marie's whore name):

Actually saw Erin at my hotel for 5 hours but there was not an option to select this time, very sexy young lady, very experienced and clearly loves what she does, fantastic arse and an absolute pleasure to have spent what started as a cheeky hour and ended in an unforgettable evening, Thank you Erin and I will be sure to see you next month and I will be better prepared next time x

I'm thinking the bastard forgot his condoms and she still shagged him. Can I really trust her?

Bear in mind - she does have a 'fantastic arse'.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

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