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451I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Aug 23 2012, 22:23

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Just back from a session with Marie. She's hot for me again, seeing her again tomorrow with a 7.5% discount! Get in! Update soon.

452I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Aug 23 2012, 22:28

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote:... Get in! Update soon.

I thought you just 'got in'?

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

453I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Aug 24 2012, 08:17

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Quent wrote:Just back from a session with Marie. She's hot for me again, seeing her again tomorrow with a 7.5% discount! Get in! Update soon.


Great news

it's faux voyeurism in this thread

454I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 31 2013, 21:48

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I love this thread. I think it's about time Quent updated us on his lovelife.

455I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 31 2013, 21:59

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Reviving threads from August... You bored Tash?

456I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 31 2013, 22:00

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I really hope not. Utter guff.

457I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 31 2013, 22:03

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Lt. Boon wrote:Reviving threads from August... You bored Tash?

I like reading it, makes me laugh. And as we're busy tonight I thought some of the newer members might like to read it.

458I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 31 2013, 23:04

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Laughed my bollox off. I'd have loved to have had my two penneth of comments. Magoo and RT was as funny as Morecambe and Wise at times!!

459I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 02 2014, 22:36

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Back in view, Quents search for love.

460I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 02 2014, 22:58

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This really is worth a read for all the new members that haven't seen it! Very Happy

461I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 02 2014, 23:01

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
It was funny, I recommend it.

462I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Jan 02 2014, 23:22

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Blimey was this over a year ago??? It only seems like last month!

463I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Jan 03 2014, 04:09

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Ah good old Largehat as well what  the fuck insect flew up his bum and pissed him off.

464I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Jan 03 2014, 04:13

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Quent was such a charming character and not one to take offence either so why suddenly quit when he was on such a good run?

465I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Jan 03 2014, 04:16

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
James Woods is just the kind of Avatar our beloved Natasha would come up with just a thought.

466I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Jan 03 2014, 09:56

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Funniest thread ever on here. Thanks Nat.

467I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Jan 03 2014, 16:28

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It was funny for the first 8 pages. He milked the life out of this

468I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Sep 19 2016, 23:11

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I reckon Marie offered to give up Hooking if Quent offered to give up telling everyone on an internet forum all her business

469I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Sep 25 2016, 08:57

LW23


Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel
@Boggersbelief wrote:It was funny for the first 8 pages. He milked the life out of this
THIS vary good when your waiting in a airport

470I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 14:30

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bump Smile

471I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 14:33

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Bump Smile
 There certainly was a lot of bumping in this thread if i remember correctly  Very Happy

472I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 14:39

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Bump Smile
 There certainly was a lot of bumping in this thread if i remember correctly  Very Happy

One of the best threads ever!

473I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 16:27

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
just read the whole thing and it is brilliant, we need to get Magoo back on here as his comments had me pissing myself  Very Happy

474I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 17:45

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Bump Smile
Cheers! I have 2 hours to burn at Porto airport so this will fill some of the time nicely.

475I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 17:50

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Yep....very entertaining! 

May as well join in!....I have a golfing buddy who is very open about hiring prostitiutes, even though he has a very appealing, long-term girlfriend.

We often go for a golf break to The Sporting Manor at Okehampton. Highly recommended, guys! Great value. Any sport you like and lots of other leisure pursuits such as arts and crafts, walking in the glorious countryside, fishing, horse-riding, outdoor chess on a giant, lawn-cut board. 6 golf courses, bowling, clay-pigeon shooting etc etc. TV/videos in chalet bedrooms
All meals included. Lots for children to do.

Anyway, we usually go down in a group of 6, split into 2 groups of 3 for competitions in many different pursuits over the week. 

But last time we went, there were just 5 of us, so divided into a 3-ball and a 2-ball. I got paired with the guy mentioned above who saw this as a chance for a week with a prostitute or two, knowing that his girlfriend would never find out.

The two of us finished way before the threesome and sat in the bar to wait, I thought, for the others. But it turned out that Jack-the-lad had phoned an agency to arrange for some random tart to meet us in the bar. I wouldn't have had a problem with that (it's what he likes to do), except that he excused himself when she walked in and buggered off "for a shower" and left me to keep the girl occupied in the meantime. I'm not usually lost for words but couldn't think of a blind thing to say to her. Worse stiill, he'd left me to pay for the drinks!   All very awkward! 

Our other 3 mates arrived in the bar and I had to do all the introductions and some sort of whispered explanation to them. 
 Matey-boy rolled back into the bar about 5 minutes later, just in time to see the tart he'd ordered about to walk out with one of his mates from the 3-ball! She naturally demanded money for the half-hour+ she'd had to spend with me (!), and gave him a piece of her mind in language I'd never heard a young lady use before.......

Not sure if we can ever gel as a group of pals again.....but very sure that we will not be welcome at Okehampton again!

476I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 17:59

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I think you have just restarted the Quent thread okocha. Smile

477I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 18:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Here's a thing. I snitched on a mate who was hiring call girls during our trips working away. His wife was a good friend of the family, and this guy always taunted me about being a goody two shoes.
He arrived back at the hotel, girl in tow, to find his wife in his room. The cops had to be called when it all kicked off.
It was hilarious. We never really got on after that. I'd warned him, but he didn't think I was serious.

478I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 19:49

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
You never got on after that? I wonder why. Smile

479I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Sep 16 2020, 19:50

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@xmiles wrote:You never got on after that? I wonder why. Smile  
He was a creep. Had some odd porn habits I've been told.

480I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 16 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Sep 17 2020, 13:03

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Thoroughly enjoyable reading this again.
Great story, which reminds me of the reason I suggested we revisit it in the first place.
I just want to know..
* Is the story actually true or is it (quote) a big fat lie (unquote)?
* Is "Quent" a "fake account"?
* Does anyone actually give a fuck on either count?
Personally i don't - it was entertaining, well written and provocative.
Although I do miss Magoo's thoughtful insights - and several of the other contributors now departed.

And for the record...
In the 70s I was on holiday with an American mate in Singapore. We were working in Qatar and the plan was for my girlfriend to fly out from England and his girlfriend to fly out from LA and we'll all meet up for a holiday. Only I split up with my girlfriend a fortnight before we flew out so the first night he and his girlfriend did the decent thing and came out to the club in our hotel for a couple of hours before they left (they hadn't seen each other for 3 months) and I was left on my tod in the club. I was dancing with a girl and went back to my seat at the bar to find another more attractive girl with my jacket over her shoulders chatting with her mate. So we got chatting and we were about to go to my room for a threesome when some Danish bloke muscled in and invited us all to his penthouse suite (company paid) so we duly obliged. 
Suite was amazing but fuck me he was a boring cnut so after an hour I made my apologies and went to my room as I was knackered after the flight that day and it was going nowhere.
Ten minutes later there was a knock on my door and it was both girls.
They stayed the night and next morning the Americans knocked on to do the tourist thing. I was still in bed with the girls and mate walked in, took one look and suggested we catch up in a couple of hours. Didn't say a word about the girls.
I genuinely thought it was my youthful good looks but it became apparent - even though they didn't actually say it - that they wanted paying. I didn't as they'd had free drinks, free accommodation for the night and I bought them supper the next night. And i did take one of them to Bali - our next stop -  for a week. Suited me fine as I was still pissed off with the now ex-girlfriend and needed company.
But I did get a dose for my troubles and had to go off the booze and on the penicillin when I got back.
And to top things off, my mate, who hadn't said a word about it whilst we were on holiday - must have mentioned the two birds in bed thing as all the staff gave me knowing looks and made jokey comments for at least a month after we got back.
My one and only experience with a prostitute. And I was too naive at the time to know that she was one.

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