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61I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 20:27

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
It's probably more like offle.

62I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 20:29

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I'm excited to hear how tonight's date went. I know he was going to attempt to woo her by providing the rubber jonnys, but my concern is he might have got those novelty ones they do in vending machines in shit pubs, you know, the marmite flavoured ones that aren't actually a form of contraception. We shall see.

63I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 20:34

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Looking forward to the update myself. Surprised

64I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 22:51

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Quent, enjoy yourself, but bear in mind that to be a success in any job, you have to enjoy it, and not just for the money. This young lady may find you different to many of her clients, but I think you would be no more than a 'friend'. No disrespect, but if a monied, good looking man came along, you may not even be in the running. Sorry mate, but she's a very good businesswoman to be operating at this level, and I doubt very much that she's looking for early retirement.

65I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 23:11

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Quent, enjoy yourself, but bear in mind that to be a success in any job, you have to enjoy it, and not just for the money. This young lady may find you different to many of her clients, but I think you would be no more than a 'friend'. No disrespect, but if a monied, good looking man came along, you may not even be in the running. Sorry mate, but she's a very good businesswoman to be operating at this level, and I doubt very much that she's looking for early retirement.

There speaks the voice of reason.


P.S. Quent is not on-line so he may be 'taters deep' as we post.

66I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 09:11

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent - I think the issue here is not that she's on the game, but whether or not you love her. Anybody on the edge of a potentially new relationship would be in the same boat as all potential partners have baggage of some sort or other and we all have to weigh up whether or not the potential benefits outweigh the baggage. You are clearly comfortable with this lady's baggage so that in itself isn't a problem.
But what might be a problem is you wanting her to change. I think most of us have at some time or other been in a situation where one partner or the other doesn't do the maths - you know - sees the good bits and thinks "if only s(he) would change x,y or z" It seldom works depending on whether the particular behaviour to be changed is due to the circumstances that the person is in, or part of their nature - you can't change a person's nature, at least not overnight.
This is what you have to get to the bottom of before making any kind of commitment. And if it turns out that it's not going to be exactly what you want, that's fine too because you can still have the kind of relationship that suits you both - and you'll have avoided a potential disaster.



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67I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 11:55

Guest


Guest
@Quent wrote:
Sir Nut's Dad wrote:link us to her site quent and we'll see if shes worth it all

Probably not wise to view if you're at work, although there's no nudity:

http://www.manchester-escorts.co.uk/manchester-escort-erin-68-1.html

I'd stay away from her, because I'm pretty sure I have seen her on crimewatch.

68I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:20

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Just back from Marie's place after staying the night! Surely that's a sign that she is interested? And it only cost £50 extra, usually it's £250 for a stopover. We talked for ages last night after my usual 30 second experience, she wants out of the escort business but is scared she won't be able to pay the rent and look after her boy properly. I think she was giving me the opportunity to jump in and ask her to move in with me, but I still have a bit of doubt at the back of my mind - is it too much to take on a prostitute and her son?

Anyway, as suggested on here yesterday I asked her out for the day on Sunday and she accepted, I'm just paying £100 to cover the cost of the babysitter. Result! So hopefully I can get my head straight by Sunday and put it to her that we start dating.

69I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:28

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Take her son with you and save £100 on the baby sitter. For all you know her sons father may have the boy on Sunday. I reckon Marie has seen you coming. Both literally and metaphorically.

70I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:30

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Take her son with you and save £100 on the baby sitter. For all you know her sons father may have the boy on Sunday. I reckon Marie has seen you coming. Both literally and metaphorically.

I invited her son along but she said it was unfair to bring him in case he got attached to me. I understand that, and babysitters are quite expensive so £100 is a bargain for 3 hours.

71I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:53

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@Quent wrote:
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Take her son with you and save £100 on the baby sitter. For all you know her sons father may have the boy on Sunday. I reckon Marie has seen you coming. Both literally and metaphorically.

I invited her son along but she said it was unfair to bring him in case he got attached to me. I understand that, and babysitters are quite expensive so £100 is a bargain for 3 hours.

£100 for 3 hours babysitting, I'm in the wrong job.

72I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:59

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
You're focusing on the wrong bit, she's seeing me alone on Sunday without charge! I am so happy right now.

73I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 13:21

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'll do the babysitting for £90 for 3 hours. You can save a tenner and you won't have to rush back. Don't worry because I love kids but I just couldn't eat a full one.

74I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 13:29

Guest


Guest
Quent you fucking knob, this slut is taking the piss out of you. She probably doesn't even have a kid, you're probably paying her £100 to take her for lunch and a few drinks.

75I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 13:46

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Quent, was it bringing the condoms that led to this major breakthrough?

"The course of true love never did run smooth" - Lysander, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

76I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 14:06

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@largehat wrote:Quent, was it bringing the condoms that led to this major breakthrough?

"The course of true love never did run smooth" - Lysander, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

The reason why it didn't run smooth is because he had ribbed condoms.

77I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 14:16

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This is so utterly odd.

78I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 14:23

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:Quent, was it bringing the condoms that led to this major breakthrough?

"The course of true love never did run smooth" - Lysander, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

There were definitely a few tears when I brought out the condoms, I think she was touched by my gesture.

79I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 16:20

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
I think I can guess where she was touched as well.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

80I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 16:22

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Well after reading all this bollock's, i have to say Quent, you are the biggest TIT i have come across in a long time.
This has to be a wind up, if not i hope you get everything you deserve.
Also when your having your nice day out, just think how many more men have been banging it in between your last visit nice. Sad



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81I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 16:28

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I thought you had a sense of humour Mr Magoo.

82I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 16:31

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I have but not when it comes to sad pricks,

83I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 20:10

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
There is nothing in this thread that suggests that Quent is, or has, a "sad prick". To each his own, Magoo.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

84I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 20:47

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Well after reading all this bollock's, i have to say Quent, you are the biggest TIT i have come across in a long time.
This has to be a wind up, if not i hope you get everything you deserve.
Also when your having your nice day out, just think how many more men have been banging it in between your last visit nice. Sad

Thanks for your kind words Mr Magoo, we're not all as lucky as you with women. But I'm going to stick with it, I know we can make a go of it - surely everyone has done a job they're not proud of. I once worked in Burger King. And I'll guarantee you this Mr Magoo, the woman I'll be bedding on Sunday is a hundred times hotter than the dried up old prune you'll be shacked up with.

85I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 21:00

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:I have but not when it comes to sad pricks,

Shut it Magoo, the first decent love story on Bolton Nuts and you have to spoil it with your abuse. I think you're jealous.

86I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 21:40

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
There is a lot to be said for dried up old prunes. Dessicated fruit has a very high fibre and vitamin content. Prunes are especially good for maintaining a healthy bowel movement.

87I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 21:46

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
You make a good point, RT, but would you balance a prune on the end of your chopper and expect the wolf to come to the door, so to speak?

88I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 21:51

Guest


Guest
it amazes me that any of you lot can charm a woman into bed Very Happy

89I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 21:57

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
All of my sexual conquests were achieved on my looks alone. Talk only gets you so far. It's looks that count. My missus was very pretty thirty years ago and I figured, Why have beefburger when you can have steak ?

90I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 3 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 20 2012, 22:51

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Many years go before the advent of the Euro I stayed in Dortmund in Germany. I slept with a German girl that I met in a bar and at the time I didn't know she was a pro.

After retiring back to my hotel room and getting involved in Nigerian discussions she started to get dressed and said, " What about the marks ? " I replied, " Three out of ten." She replied " That won't cover it." I replied, " Buy a Barmcake, that should cover it."

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