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91I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:29 am

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
He's here all week folks!

92I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:41 am

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
When I was stationed in Germany, two singlies went on the beer, followed by a visit to a knocking shop, by which time they had not enough cash to pay. The ladies accepted a cheque , (good mate to pay for your legover !). The next morning the cheque-writer went into the bank to cancel the cheque. Unfortunately, for him, the bank said it was a legitimate purchase, and let it go through. Any 'problems' with bank accounts were flagged up to the Regiment, (an unusual set-up, but this was down to our Pay Sargeant, who was later jailed for fraud), and the writer appeared in front of The Sargeant Major, to explain his reasons for the info from the bank. The only problem was that the SM was his prospective Father-in-Law, whose daughter was pregnant. Strangely, he received a week in jail, for a minor misdemeanour, was beasted mercilesly during his internment, and had the engagement broken off. ... Moral of the story ?, make sure you pay when with a a German girl !

93I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:17 am

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Received the following text from Marie this morning, I'm definitely in love now:

missing u loads, cant wait 4 sunday, dont forget cash

That's two fingers to all you doubters, it's clear we have something. I'm going to with-hold sex from her on Sunday and see if she still likes me. If she does, I'm going to ask her out.

94I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:33 am

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
@Quent wrote:
missing u loads, cant wait 4 sunday, dont forget cash

.

OK, now I know its a leg-pull, Excellently done Very Happy

95I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:40 am

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@gloswhite wrote:

OK, now I know its a leg-pull, Excellently done Very Happy

Think what you want my friend but this is no leg pull, the only reason I've been so open on here is no one knows who or where I am so it can't come back to bite me on the ass. She only mentioned the cash because the babysitters was insistant on payment upfront.

96I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:48 am

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Quent, happy to be wrong on this one, and if so, go for it, and good luck.

97I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:01 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:Well after reading all this bollock's, i have to say Quent, you are the biggest TIT i have come across in a long time.
This has to be a wind up, if not i hope you get everything you deserve.
Also when your having your nice day out, just think how many more men have been banging it in between your last visit nice. Sad

Thanks for your kind words Mr Magoo, we're not all as lucky as you with women. But I'm going to stick with it, I know we can make a go of it - surely everyone has done a job they're not proud of. I once worked in Burger King. And I'll guarantee you this Mr Magoo, the woman I'll be bedding on Sunday is a hundred times hotter than the dried up old prune you'll be shacked up with.




dried up old prune my arse, she is lovely, and all mine unlike your old spunk bucket. you could always start the conversation of with, what did you do last night my love. Laughing

98I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:04 pm

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:Received the following text from Marie this morning, I'm definitely in love now:

missing u loads, cant wait 4 sunday, dont forget cash

That's two fingers to all you doubters, it's clear we have something. I'm going to with-hold sex from her on Sunday and see if she still likes me. If she does, I'm going to ask her out.

A very exciting development. And £100 for 3 hours of baby sitting is very fair, it is a Sunday after all.

Aside from today's game, finding out how your date went is going to be the most highly anticipated event on this board of the weekend. Love conquers all.

99I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:10 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@largehat wrote:
@Quent wrote:Received the following text from Marie this morning, I'm definitely in love now:

missing u loads, cant wait 4 sunday, dont forget cash

That's two fingers to all you doubters, it's clear we have something. I'm going to with-hold sex from her on Sunday and see if she still likes me. If she does, I'm going to ask her out.

A very exciting development. And £100 for 3 hours of baby sitting is very fair, it is a Sunday after all.

Aside from today's game, finding out how your date went is going to be the most highly anticipated event on this board of the weekend. Love conquers all.



Or in his case a hand full of cash. Laughing

100I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:15 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Don't forget cash! Who said that romance was dead?

101I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:18 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
It's difficult to get across how our relationship is on here, I understand why people are skeptical. She's an escort so she's going to milk me and every other punter for as much as she can - but if you could meet her you'd know why I get the feeling she wants out. If I have to shell out a few quid to get that happy ending then so be it.

102I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:23 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Relationship ? Shocked It sounds more like a business transaction to me.

103I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:28 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Relationship ? Shocked It sounds more like a business transaction to me.

Business transactions don't text you at 3am to tell you they're looking forward to seeing you on Sunday.

104I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:30 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just don't forget the cash or she will break your heart.

105I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:34 pm

Guest


Guest
I wish you luck Quent, she seems like a lovely girl Shocked

106I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:46 pm

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
This thread is Immortal. I hope it never ends. Quent, I salute you.

107I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:33 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It will all end in tears once his bankroll has run out.

108I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:44 pm

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
3am? Hhmmm.

109I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:59 pm

Guest


Guest
Has she not got any friends or family that could babysit for her? Still sounds like she is trying to make money out of you. Sorry for sounding cynical and hope it works out for you.

110I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:14 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, make sure we get the full story on your date with Marie, I can't wait.

111I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:01 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
It's been a great day, a complete contrast to yesterday at the match. I still have some doubts at the back of my mind, but I think that's only human. I'm more sure than ever that she's into me.

I picked her up at 11am this morning at her place. Although she didn't introduce me to her son there was a kid in the house, although he looked much older than two. There was a bloke babysitting but for some reason Marie wouldn't let me pay him the £100, insisting she take it. Anyway, the bloke seemed nice but he did seem to be mocking me somewhat, maybe he's jealous. Marie says he is her boss. Anyway, we had a great couple of hours in Denton, just walking round really. Then we went to a pub for lunch where Marie had a couple of bottles of wine and really started to talk freely. She is in debt to the tune of £16k and is scared of losing her home. She kept saying she hates her life and wants someone to love her. I should have said something at this point but I just kept thinking of Mr Magoo's mocking on here so I kept my mouth shut. Anyway, she asked me to loan her some money which is another sure sign she likes me, what escort asks her punter for money? Anyway I withdrew £500 from the cash machine and gave it to her. And can you believe it, she gave me a free blowjob in the back of my car!! Stick that one up your arse Mr Magoo, a FREE blowjob from a hot woman.

When I dropped her back at her place she didn't want me to come in as it might confuse her kid, but she gave me a long passionate kiss (with tongues) and insisted we do it again on Tuesday at 10am.

Surely she's just waiting for me to make a move? How much longer can I play it cool?

112I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:21 pm

Lofty_Love

Lofty_Love
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
ok, I am now 100% sure that you are just taking the piss, but you did have me believing you for a bit

113I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:22 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A FREE blowjob ! Shocked You have just given ( loaned ) her £500 FFS.. Will she knock it off your next hot date ? Seriously Quent you must have MUG tattooed on your forehead.

114I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:36 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Its a load of Bollock's, never herd so much shit in my life, also free blowjob.
You give her £100 for baby sitting, £500 on account, i wouldn't say it was free.
If this is a wind up it's a good one, if not what a sad little man you are.



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115I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:40 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Now don't be a party pooper Magoo! It's your mocking that is costing Quent a fortune.

Quent, any chance you could post a picture of the lovely Marie, preferably in her webbing if you can manage it. I just want to see for myself whether she is worth £500. It's a bit out of my price range but at that price I am hoping she has a touch of class.

116I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:47 pm

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Nice one Quent. Congratulations on stringing us along but now you've stopped being subtle. I still applaud your work though. Laughing

117I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:48 pm

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Its a load of Bollock's, never herd so much shit in my life, also free blowjob.
You give her £100 for baby sitting, £500 on account, i wouldn't say it was free.
If this is a wind up it's a good one, if not what a sad little man you are.

I don't know why you have it in for me Mr Magoo. I've said I'm not good looking and struggle with the ladies. Am I supposed to stay single for the rest of my life? I accept that this woman is well out of my league, also accept that she may be taking me for a ride, but I really don't think she is. Are you telling me you wouldn't lend £500 to a friend?

118I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:48 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Give her the red card. If she can drink two bottles of wine in one lunchtime session then she is probably a bloody toper. She will cost you a fortune at Boozebusters.

119I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:49 pm

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Of course it was a free blowjob.
The £500 was a LOAN.
The £100 was for the BABY-SITTER.

How thick are you lot?

Quent, I think it is wonderful that you are taking such a great interest in helping this young girl out. It's a shame your daily withdrawal limit is only £500. Maybe you should open a second bank account so you can get freer access to your money.

Don't let Mr Magoo ruin your prospects of love with his sniping.
Don't think about Mr Magoo while Marie is giving you a Donald Duck in the back of your Volvo.

I think Marie is definitely waiting for you to make a move. I think Tuesday could well be cards on the table time, depending on the signals.

120I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 4 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:49 pm

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote: Are you telling me you wouldn't lend £500 to a friend?

Magoo is a right tightarse. He wouldn't give you a gumboil if he had a mouthful.

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