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751The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Wed Jul 24 2019, 14:46

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I'm not straying far from the fan today. I'm melting.
The best thing we ever did was fitting ceiling fans last year.  Cool

752The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Thu Jul 25 2019, 22:14

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I am seeing people quaffing pints of alcohol outside pubs with a sort of beetroot complexion. Their skin seems to be heating up and then popping like a sausage. They are eating plenty of salty snacks, and I am happy I am not working next to any of them tomorrow as their breath will come DIRECT from Satans backside.

753The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Thu Jul 25 2019, 22:25

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:I am seeing people quaffing pints of alcohol outside pubs with a sort of beetroot complexion. Their skin seems to be heating up and then popping like a sausage. They are eating plenty of salty snacks, and I am happy I am not working next to any of them tomorrow as their breath will come DIRECT from Satans backside.
We just don't know how to deal with temperature extremes.

754The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Thu Jul 25 2019, 22:43

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@boltonbonce wrote:
We just don't know how to deal with temperature extremes.

And also drivers who think we are impressed with techno and rap music.

755The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Thu Jul 25 2019, 23:29

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
We just don't know how to deal with temperature extremes.

And also drivers who think we are impressed with techno and rap music.
I don't get all this rap stuff. All the great entertainers seem to have died off.

Now, the more experienced and hard bitten posters will know where I'm going with this, but, being a relative newcomer on here, you've made a serious error of judgement, because, you've inadvertently allowed me the opportunity to pay tribute to the greatest of all entertainers, and for that you have my most sincere thanks.
Let all posters thrill once again (I hope Breadman is looking in) to the great man's tribute to the black Bruce Forsyth, Mr Sammy Davis Jnr.
I'll sleep well tonight.

756The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Thu Jul 25 2019, 23:55

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:I am seeing people quaffing pints of alcohol outside pubs with a sort of beetroot complexion. Their skin seems to be heating up and then popping like a sausage. They are eating plenty of salty snacks, and I am happy I am not working next to any of them tomorrow as their breath will come DIRECT from Satans backside.
Laughing

757The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 01:06

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Id say that Bruce Forsyth was one of the best television presenters that this country has ever had. I am aware of his musical influences, which, are from another era and are certainly very good. I dont like sammy davis jnr at all, he just hasnt done anything I like. The big band and swing and Jazz, thats an excellent genre. One would have to be a fool to ignore good music. I listen to a wide variety of music. As I get older I do like my researches into the past. From when I was very young and my Mum had the Radio on I remember the late sixties and the seventies, and that has stayed with me, though the eighties is my era I suppose.

758The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 10:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to mention Brucie, but it was so hot yesterday. I was probably off my head, and in my shame, I tried to blame sunlight.
I promise I'm back on the wagon. It won't happen again.

759The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 12:51

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
There isnt anything wrong with Bruce Forsyth. He was a great entertainer.

760The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 12:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:There isnt anything wrong with Bruce Forsyth. He was a great entertainer.
I've been pilloried for years over him. Don't make it worse. I tried to placate them with a bit of Arthur Askey, but it fell on stony ground.

761The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 16:27

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a healthy grown up
busy busy bee
Whiling away
the passing hours
pinching all the pollen
from the cauliflowers
I'd like to be
a busy busy bee
being just as busy
as a bee can be
Flying round the garden
sweetest ever seen
taking back the honey
to the dear old queen
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a healthy grown up
busy busy bee
Making hay
while time is ripe
building up the
honeycomb just like tripe
I'd like to be
a busy little bee
being just as busy
as a bee can be
Flying all around
the wild hedgerows
stinging all the cows
upon the parson's nose
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a healthy grown up
busy busy bee
Visiting the picnics
quite a little tease
raising little lumps
upon the boy-scout's
knees
I'd like to be a
busy little bee
being just as busy
as a bee can be
Flirting with the butterfly
strong upon the wing
whoopee! oh death
where is thy sting?
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a nice obedient
busy busy bee
To be able to be
one must contrive
for bees in a beehive
must behive
But maybe
I wouldn't be a bee
bees are all right
when alive, you see
But when bees die
you really should
see 'em
pinned on a card
in a mucky museum
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
Bz if you like
but don't sting me
Back to the top

762The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 17:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What have I done? Cajun, drink lots of water and sit in the shade. I'm off to listen to an episode of Dick Barton.
If Nat sees any of this, I'm not taking any of the blame.

763The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 17:36

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzzz

764The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Fri Jul 26 2019, 20:36

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
There appears to be another batch of drug users drowning in the bath over the heatwave period. Ok some might be suicide but those that arent, why didnt they have the sense to wear an inflatable armband around their neck while dozing after taking God knows what with their alcohol.

765The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Mon Aug 19 2019, 13:37

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Mais il fait froid, je dois allumez un feu pale

766The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Mon Aug 19 2019, 13:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:Mais il fait froid, je dois allumez un feu pale
Not too bad here, but it's pouring down at the moment. Certainly not cold.

767The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Mon Aug 19 2019, 14:52

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Absolutely pissed down around 12pm for half an hour but since then it has come nice.

768The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Sun Aug 25 2019, 17:22

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
If it gets any hotter I am going to have to take my Coat off.

769The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Sun Aug 25 2019, 18:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:If it gets any hotter I am going to have to take my Coat off.
I'm down to my underpants. Might be a problem when the cinema lights come up.

770The weather today - Page 26 Empty Re: The weather today on Sun Aug 25 2019, 18:49

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Laughing

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