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So I woke up this morning...

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wanderlust
Mr Magoo
Natasha Whittam
Boggersbelief
boltonbonce
karlypants
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1So I woke up this morning... Empty So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:19

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

To find a chapstick lodged under my back.

Anyone else woken up with foreign objects in bed? :biggrin:

2So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

This thread could get pretty weird KP.

3So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:22

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If I had a wife id say the wife

4So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:29

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A polish lorry driver.

5So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I once woke up with Noddy. A gift from my nephew placed under the covers. The indentation in my back took a week to disappear. I've kept it ever since.
So I woke up this morning... DSCF0179

6So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 15:39

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:To find a chapstick lodged under my back.

Anyone else woken up with foreign objects in bed? :biggrin:
It was probably up your arse you sicko.

7So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:01

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Read the title and thought it was a write your own blues verse competition.

Here's one for Nat...

Well I woke up this morning Da doo Da da
Polish Truck Driver in my bed Da doo Da da
Don't remember what happened Da doo Da da
But my ass is burning red

8So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:02

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

That would have been better for KP

9So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:That would have been better for KP
:rofl:

10So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:13

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

affraid Evil or Very Mad

11So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:31

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

I just started singing the song, (Peter and Gordon ?)

12So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:41

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

gloswhite wrote:I just started singing the song, (Peter and Gordon ?)

Peter and f******* Gordon?

I was thinking more BB King. Think it was Leadbelly originally?

13So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:44

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

BONER

14So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Peter and Gordon.(van Gaal and Bogdan?)

15So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:55

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:BONER

Is Boner your dog?

16So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:01

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

No, but my bed looked like a bloody big wigwam.

17So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:04

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:No, but my bed looked like a bloody big wigwam.

You were shagging Indians?

18So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:09

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

So I woke up this morning... Happy_thanksgiving

19So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A Native American pal of mine loved his bedtime brew,but after drinking 50 cups one night he croaked.
He was found dead in his own tea pee.

20So I woke up this morning... Empty Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:10

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

There are Indians and a dog in that picture.

I'm confused.

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