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I even thought of running for president myself one day

Now then Bill, watch where you put you're other hands.

Now bill, watch as i grab your missus by the.......

I want you to listen to me, Bill. I'm going to say this again: I did not give a pearl necklace to that woman. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. Thank you.

does my finger smell familiar to you?

No Bill, I won't do swapsies !

I'd rather fuck you than that shrivelled old prawn Bill

What a great show that was Bill. Where did you find this Forsyth guy?

So I screw up the chances for the Republicans, buy a construction company and then you give me the contract to build the Mexican wall.