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You Are Gay!!

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Angry Dad
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Natasha Whittam
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1You Are Gay!! Empty You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 13:59

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

...or at least 10% of you are.

A recent study has concluded that 9.61% of men are homosexual. Many are openly homosexual, some are bi-sexual, and some are in complete denial about their sexuality and often living with a woman.

Anyway, with Hipster's shocking revelation that he fancies women I am interested to know which male members of Bolton Nuts are gay. I have spoken with my old friend Paddy Power (I once shared a jacuzzi with him, but that's another story), and he has come up with these odds:

Bolton Hater 1/10
Quent 1/10
Sluffy 2/1
Numpty 2/1
Hipster 3/1 (just because he says he's straight....)
Jayjay23 7/2
Biggie 7/2
inf 4/1
Bwfc71 4/1
Xmiles 4/1
Michael Bolton 4/1
Keegan 4/1
Magoo 4/1
Bernard Dennis Park 4/1
Passi 9/2
Mallorca Trotter 5/1
BoltonTillIDie 6/1
Largehat 6/1
Doffcocker 6/1
Reebok Rebel 6/1
Lofty_Love 6/1
TheHateCamel 6/1
Wanderlust 13/2
Terenceanne 13/2
Copper Dragon 13/2
Aaron 13/2
Reebok Trotter 13/2
LeedsWanderer 13/2
Bwfc1874 7/1
CEF 7/1
Rammywhite 7/1
Chipbutty 8/1
Owen Owen Owen 8/1
WhiteBic 8/1
Dunkels King 8/1
OneOinCoyle 8/1
Spillthebeans 8/1
chris_bwfc 9/1
Banks of the Croal 9/1
Born to be a wanderer 9/1
Gloswhite 10/1
Lyric Todkill 12/1
Angry Dad 100/1

This is as good a place as any to "come out", you are with friends and anything you tell us will stay on this site. What happens on Bolton Nuts stays on Bolton Nuts.



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2You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:01

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

lol!

This list has cracked me up.

No, I'm not gay btw.

3You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:03

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

How is inf 40/1 ? Have you seen his avatar? Does Paddy Power know he is from Sweden???

4You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:05

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

largehat wrote:How is inf 40/1 ? Have you seen his avatar? Does Paddy Power know he is from Sweden???

Is there such a thing as a gay Swede? I thought they all shagged female model types with blonde hair?

5You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:06

Guest


Guest

i'll have £10 on reebok rebel at 6/1 Very Happy

6You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:08

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:
largehat wrote:How is inf 40/1 ? Have you seen his avatar? Does Paddy Power know he is from Sweden???

Is there such a thing as a gay Swede? I thought they all shagged female model types with blonde hair?

I imagine Sweden to be an anything-goes sexual free-for-all.

7You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:11

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

For once I can say I'm happy to be in the bottom half of the table!

But 8/1, come on, those odds are fcuking well short. There's as much chance of me being gay as there is of Muamba scoring a hat-trick against Burnley next week or Coyle joining a Satanist group.

(Can't speak for my boyfriend tho.)

8You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

largehat wrote:
I imagine Sweden to be an anything-goes sexual free-for-all.

Sorry inf, in light of this information you've been moved much nearer the top of the list.

Also, I've just had a PM from an anonymous member who says he saw sluffy being bumbed on Adlington Rec, so I've shortened sluffy's odds to 2/1.

9You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:17

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've just noticed Numpty's avatar. His odds have been shortened as well.

10You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:18

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Embarassed

11You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:19

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Angry Dad could be like Colonel Frank Fitz from the film, 'American Beauty'.

The facade created by tales of classic cars and voluminous female sexual conquests could easily be a smoke screen to conceal a brown lie.

12You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:19

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

largehat wrote:to conceal a brown lie.

lol!

13You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:22

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You Are Gay!! I%27m+Not+Gay

14You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:23

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You'll be at evens by 2.30pm.

15You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:26

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

affraid why do I get the same odds as Larghat?

he's so much gayer than me! bounce

and are you scared of angry dad, I think he may be gay...

with regards to our 3 resident females... I think that 66.6% of them are gay.

silent no names though.... Wink

16You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:37

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

How very dare you nat, i should be at least a 1000/1

17You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:38

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Anyone want a bum tonight?

18You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:41

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

with regards to our 3 resident females... I think that 66.6% of them are gay.

silent no names though.... Wink

I'd be highly surprised if there is a single genuine female on this board.

Perhaps yesbutno is female, don't know, she posts something curt about others' posts once a week and then disappears, so it's hard to tell.

Not-so-plain-jayne - probably a character run by someone else.

Natasha Whittam - my guess is a pre-op gender reassignment patient.

19You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 14:50

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

largehat wrote:
Reebok_Rebel wrote:

with regards to our 3 resident females... I think that 66.6% of them are gay.

silent no names though.... Wink

I'd be highly surprised if there is a single genuine female on this board.

Perhaps yesbutno is female, don't know, she posts something curt about others' posts once a week and then disappears, so it's hard to tell.

Not-so-plain-jayne - probably a character run by someone else.

Natasha Whittam - my guess is a pre-op gender reassignment patient.
What are the odds on nat female.

20You Are Gay!! Empty Re: You Are Gay!! Thu Aug 09 2012, 15:07

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

This is a thread about the first openly gay poster, please keep on topic.

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