Maybe the squirrel thought the frog was made of rubber, and came in after it. Nothing a squirrel likes more than a rubber frog.
Frog Through My Letterbox
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DEANO82
Angry Dad
boltonbonce
MartinBWFC
karlypants
BoltonTillIDie
Natasha Whittam
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42 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:03
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
All I can say now is that it sounds like Nat’s flap and bush are buggered!
43 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Phoned the police. They refused to take away the frog & squirrel for DNA evidence. I don't know why I pay my taxes.
I have requested CCTV from the building owners.
I have requested CCTV from the building owners.
44 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:15
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
We could have a sweep on what's coming through next.
45 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:16
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I'm convinced one of you knows already.
46 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:20
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
Whoever you are.
47 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:06
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
Whoever you are.
48 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:25
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Fuckwits.
I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.
I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.
49 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:31
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuckwits.
I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.
Have you made sure your windows are closed too?
50 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:33
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?
I'm 25 floors up.
51 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:35
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?
I'm 25 floors up.
And? There are some really long snakes you know!
52 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:56
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know!
To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.
53 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:03
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:And? There are some really long snakes you know!
To be fair, you'd know better than anyone.
I nearly choked on my sushi reading that.
54 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:05
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
For the record, I wasn't suggesting you had a long snake, just that you'd gobbled on enough to know what was out there.
55 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 22:26
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
The neighbour across the road at the time was working in his garden and told me the only person he saw that day go through the gate and up the drive was a very young girl on a push bike so i don't have a clue.karlypants wrote:Angry Dad wrote:Some years ago an envelope was on my door mat i opened it inside was a dead budgie with a note pinned to it, it said you like birds so go fuck this one.
Been shagging someone’s Mrs AD?
56 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Wed Oct 10 2018, 08:39
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
And the award for the most bizarre thread of 2018 goes to..........
57 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Wed Oct 10 2018, 10:56
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I'm scared to go home tonight. I'm expecting an elephant shoved through my box.
58 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman has to be a major suspect. I know for a fact he wanders his local golf course, looking for small animals that have fatally succumbed to a stray golf ball.
He normally stuffs them,then arranges them in provocative poses at the bottom of his garden, much to the chagrin of the neighbours.
I fear he may have found another hobby.
He normally stuffs them,then arranges them in provocative poses at the bottom of his garden, much to the chagrin of the neighbours.
I fear he may have found another hobby.
59 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.
60 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Could be a cry for help from Magoo.Natasha Whittam wrote:Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.
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