If Gartside read forums.

Then he would fuck Coyle off tomorrow, all forums tonight are in meltdown calling for the clueless cunts head, fitness levels are poor, decicions during games poorer, just what are his Burnley mates paid for ? thet seem to sit there looking perplexed by events going on around them, FFS Gartside get these clowns out of town NOW.

And the congregation said "AMEN!"

I honestly don't think forums are a representation of the fan base as a whole. They are far busier after a poor performance than a good one. People use them to vent far more than they to do praise, even when praise is due.

Gartside follows my work. He wanted a signed copy of the Aston Villa Behind Enemy Lines, but I refused. He'd only have flogged it on eBay.

He'd have swapped it for a photocopy of a signed photo of Katherine Jenkins and half a packet of rich tea. I've read his diary on JA606