I'm not just a pretty face and fountain of football knowledge because in my spare time I've been building a machine that can tell anyone that uses it when they will die.
I've been testing the machine on family and friends and, so far, it has been 100% accurate. But I'm worried there might not be a market for this machine, despite the genius behind it. Do people want to know when they will die?
Obviously if you're due to pop your clogs a week on Friday it would be beneficial to know in advance, so you won't spend the last 10 days of your life going to work, watching BWFC, and shagging the wife you hate. You could have the time of your life for 10 days.
I'm going on Dragon's Den on Sunday evening to pitch my machine, I fully expect a cat-fight between the Dragons to get their grubby hands on my machine. But the question is this, if you could find out the date of your death would you want to know?
I've been testing the machine on family and friends and, so far, it has been 100% accurate. But I'm worried there might not be a market for this machine, despite the genius behind it. Do people want to know when they will die?
Obviously if you're due to pop your clogs a week on Friday it would be beneficial to know in advance, so you won't spend the last 10 days of your life going to work, watching BWFC, and shagging the wife you hate. You could have the time of your life for 10 days.
I'm going on Dragon's Den on Sunday evening to pitch my machine, I fully expect a cat-fight between the Dragons to get their grubby hands on my machine. But the question is this, if you could find out the date of your death would you want to know?