House plants.

I've decided we need a few house plants. I'm sure they'll add a bit of colour while we're locked down.

But what kind? Anyone have any good ideas for low maintenance house plants? Anything but a rubber plant. Had one before and it was a pain in the arse.

How about some trendy succulents in a terrarium perhaps?

Those are low maintenance and can look stylish depending on what they are in.

Cactus

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Cactus

Not sure Bonce should get some of those with him being accident prone. 

It would be multiple pricks he wouldn’t want up his arse!

karlypants wrote:
Not sure Bonce should get some of those with him being accident prone. 

It would be multiple pricks he wouldn’t want up his arse!

Yes, asking for trouble. Nor do I want the headline 'Local Man Killed By his Own Venus Fly Trap'.

Tricky coves, plants.

A Venus fly trap is a must, get a few and have one in your bedroom for obvious reasons.

I've ordered 6 plants to start with, but I can't remember what they are. Apparently, the rest of the house is going 'Umage', whatever that is. I can't be arsed looking it up, because my room is remaining, what I consider, normal. I'm in the minority in that regard, but they can go piss up a rope.

boltonbonce wrote:I've ordered 6 plants to start with, but I can't remember what they are. Apparently, the rest of the house is going 'Umage', whatever that is. I can't be arsed looking it up, because my room is remaining, what I consider, normal. I'm in the minority in that regard, but they can go piss up a rope.

Just looked it up. Christ almighty!

I've never seen you as a Nordic Nest sort of person.

I think you may feel like a cuckoo.

Cajunboy wrote:I think you may feel like a cuckoo.

Well he is well on the way to being cuckoo!

karlypants wrote:

Well he is well on the way to being cuckoo!

That train has long since left the station.