Do You Have Sexsomnia?

Actor Simon Morris has today been found guilty of raping a 15 year old girl. He didn't deny having sex with her, but claims he suffers from "Sexsomnia".

Sexsomnia is basically engaging in sexual acts while asleep.

The jury clearly didn't believe Mr Morris.

Do you suffer from Sexsomnia or have you ever woken up to find yourself having sex, masturbating or fisting?

Incredibly 2 of the jurors didn't find him guilty!

I am now waiting for the first case of shopliftingsomnia.

this might be the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:this might be the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

It's a serious issue for some. Show some respect for those people that wake up wanking.

The prosecution said that the defendant's claims of sexsomnia were "feeble excuses to escape the inevitable".

There are proper websites with proper experts on the subject. Show some respect.

And do all suffers end up having sex with paralytic underage girls?

Are you effing kidding me? Lock his ass up and throw away the key!

Hipster_Nebula wrote:And do all suffers end up having sex with paralytic underage girls?

No, some end up with sailors, hookers & donkeys.

I did once watch a program about this on TV - it does actually happen, but like Hipster said it doesnt happen with a with paralytic underage girl

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:And do all suffers end up having sex with paralytic underage girls?

No, some end up with sailors, hookers & donkeys.

I'm not sure you're taking this seriously.

If I can meet em I can get em, but as yet I haven't met em, that's why I'm in the state I'm in.

my ex had sexsomnia, i often woke to find him doing strange things.

My wife often falls asleep during lovemaking, but I think there's another name for that.

summercummings wrote:My wife often falls asleep during lovemaking, but I think there's another name for that.

Marriage?

summercummings wrote:My wife often falls asleep during lovemaking, but I think there's another name for that.

micropenis?

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:my ex had sexsomnia, i often woke to find him doing strange things.

Looking at your fizzog I can't say I am surprised. Do you dress like that for bed ?

What he didn't say was that he suffers from insomnia as well.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:my ex had sexsomnia, i often woke to find him doing strange things.

Did it involve animal's.