Wish i'd never said that

Things you've said and you wish you hadn't.

This is one of mine "Any time you're passing call for a brew"
Once said this to a old mate who was down on his luck.

Can't get rid of the fucker, now.

What's yours

He's lucky it could have killed him, it did the next day!!!

"Don't worry, we will batter stoke and stay up because QPR will get slaughtered by city."

Fuck off pig.

"can you really fix it for me?"

"Look at the arse on that! I would knock the dust off her"

reply

"Who are you talking about? The one on the left or my daughter on the right".

"Yes! We've got Stoke in the semi-final. We're going to make the final easy now and win the cup for Sir Nat!"

''We should be fine, Stoke won't be playing for anything and QPR will get hammered at City''