How would you rob a bank?

I would organise about 50 people to phone the police from 50 different locations near banks, claiming that there was an armed robbery in progress. 5 minutes later, I would rob a different bank.

I would balckmail both Greece and Cyprus into giving their bailout money to me!

I would get Biggie to rob a bank for me... And I'll rob a different bank...

hen I will burglarize both your houses!!!

I'd tunnel my way in.

Kidnap the bank managers member of family, then let him rob the bank for an exchange .

A gang attempted a armed robbery at Barclays again yesterday in Westhoughton.

I'd hold the workers hostage and negotiate with the police a flight to Algeria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9gHNl8UNq4

I'd wait for Biggie to come out of the bank and then rob him.

Hack into the mainframe and digitally steal the funds.

/hacking, future crime.

I would be an Avatar of Angela Merkel and walk in any bank and demand all their deposits,piece of piss really

I'd get a job trading shares for them in the City and take home a few million a year in "bonuses".

I would use information people give away on the internet and nick their identity. Several bank accounts would then be opened and huge loans taken out in this persons name. It'd be easy.

I'd send every bank in the country a letter demanding 30 quid for sending a letter, then sit back and get fuck all, after all thats what they got from me.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I would use information people give away on the internet and nick their identity. Several bank accounts would then be opened and huge loans taken out in this persons name. It'd be easy.

Finally, an explanation for my huge transvestite escort invoice!

Are huge transvestites more expensive than small transvestites? Do you pay by the kilo?

Banks of the Croal wrote: A gang attempted a armed robbery at Barclays again yesterday in Westhoughton.

I know, I was on Market st having beer and burger on my lunch...

Came out to a roadblock and a JCB strangely enough...

Think the JCB may have just been doing some roadworks though if im honest.

Its nothing new in westhoughton, sombody tries to rob Barclays Market St branch 22 times a day anyway...

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Hack into the mainframe and digitally steal the funds.

/hacking, future crime.

Mainframe?

Banks still use mainframes???

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

I know, I was on Market st having beer and burger on my lunch...

Unprofessional.