Do you like kebabs ?

Probably the worst thing that you can eat but there is something about the so called meat that I love.

I don't eat them often but when I do I really enjoy them, with loads of chilli sauce on.

I love watching them shave the kebab , some even do kebab pizzas now.

What exactly is a kebab? 

If we're talking about the vile-smelling greasy shit people buy from takeaways. I have never tried one and wouldn't for any prize.

A skewer of meat/fish and veg off a BBQ on the other hand. Fantastic.

I can honestly say I have never had a kebab in my life.

I bet you have, you mucky cow.

Are you suggesting a kebab is a willy?

I do like donner meat - Its great, although I once saw a program which dampened the appeal.

Lovely flaps of meat.

When I used to go out with my mates on the piss in Mr Smiths nightclub in Warrington, we always called off at Charcoals kebab house near the centre.

Large donna meat & chips with a bit of chilli sauce on top was always on the menu at 3am. I do miss those nights out.

I bloody love a kebab but I usually go for the expensive ones with the pieces of lamb and chicken. 
I got one a few weeks ago, it had a nice pieces of lamb and chicken in with garlic and chilli sauce, it was bloody beautiful. It wasn't big enough though. 
I have to say, seeing that youtube video of how they make those big chunks of meat was pretty grim viewing.

They do a special kebab here for £6 and its massive and can easily feed 4 people. All sorts of different meat with a bit of salad all put inside a massive naan bread with lashings of chilli sauce. Next time someone has one I'll take a picture.