The Shocking Truth about Moritz

Breadman wrote:Right......then..........

I know I know. But to be honest with so much carping and whining going on in some of the other threads I just wanted to try and lighten the mood a bit. 
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He wasn't playing because he is "fat"

Hipster_Nebula wrote:He wasn't playing because he is "fat"

No, he wasn't playing because he was a 1980'a cartoon mouse, now he isn't a mouse anymore he can play.

OneFinFreedman wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:He wasn't playing because he is "fat"

No, he wasn't playing because he was a 1980'a cartoon mouse, now he isn't a mouse anymore he can play.

Actually it's because he's not hand drawn today, he's caught up with the computer age and is 3D CGI. Isn't it amazing what they can do nowadays?

This is getting weird again.........

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

OneFinFreedman wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:He wasn't playing because he is "fat"

No, he wasn't playing because he was a 1980'a cartoon mouse, now he isn't a mouse anymore he can play.

Actually it's because he's not hand drawn today, he's caught up with the computer age and is 3D CGI. Isn't it amazing what they can do nowadays?

So he's still a mouse then?

Breadman wrote:This is getting weird again.........

So what's new about that Breadman? Remember I am the man who came up with 'Operation Ginger Snap' and various songs regarding one G Megson back on the old Beeb 606 site. 

Besides, as I said earlier on, we're Bolton Wanderers fans by choice so weird is just part of our normal lives anyway.

OneFinFreedman wrote:

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

OneFinFreedman wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:He wasn't playing because he is "fat"

No, he wasn't playing because he was a 1980'a cartoon mouse, now he isn't a mouse anymore he can play.

Actually it's because he's not hand drawn today, he's caught up with the computer age and is 3D CGI. Isn't it amazing what they can do nowadays?

So he's still a mouse then?

Yes, cunningly disguised as a footballer by James Cameron. 

Should this thread not be fucked off to Wandering Minds sharpish?

Or a new special area on the forum called "The Bin"....?

Breadman wrote:Should this thread not be fucked off to Wandering Minds sharpish?

Or a new special area on the forum called "The Bin"....?

Thank you Breaders, nice to see you've mellowed over the years mate. Like I said it was only intended to be a spot of light relief, in truth I didn't expect to see so many replies or have it being posted on for so long. Anyway, here's hoping we see more of Moritz and more goals from him like the one this weekend. Personally I thought he looked terrific when he came on and I think he might just start the next game. What about you?

Welcome to the twilight zone.

luckyPeterpiper wrote: Anyway, here's hoping we see more of Moritz and more goals from him like the one this weekend. Personally I thought he looked terrific when he came on and I think he might just start the next game. What about you?

Hear, hear, from what I've seen of Moritz I think he could be bostin for us.

shut up at this whole thread

The real reason why he wasn't playing is because he was late.

scottjames30 wrote:The real reason why he wasn't playing is because he was late.

I'm sure he got injured warming up before a game?

I heard he got lost and was walking round Boston.

Well whether he's a man or a mouse if he keeps scoring goals like he did last week he'll soon be Saint Moritz!! Oh dear now he's turned into a Place.