What's the worst thing that could happen while you are having sex.

i once made a girlfriend have an asthma attack during sex, quite proud of that!

Biggie wrote:Come on bread. I just know you get this kind of humor.

 

My wife puked on me when she was on top once after we got back bladdered from a wedding I got some in my mouth ,which was nice.

Angry Dad wrote:My wife puked on me when she was on top once after we got back bladdered from a wedding I got some in my mouth ,which was nice.

Did you gargle with it AD, then swallow? 

scottjames30 wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:My wife puked on me when she was on top once after we got back bladdered from a wedding I got some in my mouth ,which was nice.

Did you gargle with it AD, then swallow? 

  

No Scott I can't stand diced carrots.

Angry Dad wrote:No Scott I can't stand diced carrots.

 

This thread is exactly why many of you should seek therapy. Especially Biggie and Angry Dad.

Natasha Whittam wrote:This thread is exactly why many of you should seek therapy. Especially Biggie and Angry Dad.

I think the worse thing you could do Nat is with your wonky tit poking someone in the eye!

scottjames30 wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:No Scott I can't stand diced carrots.

 

It also ruined my yellow submarine duvet cover 

Join in Nat , what's the worst thing thats happened to you in bed? maybe you forgot  your adult diaper and made a mess, come on what?? you were giving head and your teeth came out??

I got a surprise whack on the arse with a riding crop once - so hard I got a welt. Saw it next to the girl's bed but didn't suspect she was into that sort of thing. Don't mind a bit of play, but that was downright sadistic and not my thing at all. Told her to go torture her own little pony and left.

You rip your foreskin!!!!!!!

You fracture your penis and and scream in agony as you hear a loud cracking sound and feel the blood pumping out,Nice.