David Wheater - Question and Answer Sesh.

Some fantastic Questions in here, giving a real insight into the mind of the big man.

out of the whole team who wears the worst clothes? #askwheats

DW: "Definitely Mark Davies! Nothing coordinates and it's all rascal! Petrov and Bogdan a close second and third."

#askwheats who is the funniest bolton player and why ?

"Robbie Blake! He makes fun of everyone but we all know it's in good heart. He always puts a smile on our faces."

#askwheats my mum's from the north east and she misses the coastline... What do you miss most about it?

DW: "I miss my local Chinese and ice cream parlour, but most of all just seeing my family and friends on a regular basis."

if you pick the music in the dressing room, what do you pick? #askwheats

DW: "I pick a bit of Elton John, George Michael and the Scissor Sisters. I know the lads like it really, especially Nigel!"

#askwheats Who was your favourite player when you were a kid.

DW: "Juninho. Growing up I always looked up to him and to train with him briefly when I was about 17 at Middlesbrough was amazing."

Who'd play you in a movie ? #askwheats

DW: "Someone good looking like Brad Pitt or Jude Law. They're of course top quality actors like myself."

would you beat Nigel Reo Coker in a fight? #askwheats

DW: "I'm from the mean streets of Middlesbrough so I'd beat anyone in a fight, especially Nigel!"

#askwheats Who would be your worst nightmare to play against as a CB?

DW: "I'd probably have to go for Jermain Defoe. He's quick and his movement always causes problems."

#askwheats who is cooler, Sonic or Mario?

DW: "Sonic is a cool spikey-haired hedgehog. Mario is just a fat Italian plumber with a dopey mate."

once I saw u outside china palace walking out with a Chinese what is your favourite eatin place in Bolton though? #askwheats

DW: "I'd definitely say China Palace! They do a really nice shrimp chou mein! At the same time you can't beat a good Frankie and Benny's"

who's the best player you've ever played with/against? #askwheats

DW: "Playing against, definitely Cristiano Ronaldo. Playing with, I'd say someone like Joe Hart when I was with the England Under-21s."

#askwheats if you were an animal what would you be?

DW: "Either a big buffalo or a giraffe. A giraffe for their height and a buffalo because they are scary."

Dodgy dancing and headbutting ice cubes, do you think you're youtube career is over? #askwheats

DW: "I think it could be over. I did them when I was bored in college and my tutor even recorded them for me!"

#askwheats alright mate, what's your favourite thing about playing for BWFC? And who do you sit next to in the locker room?

DW: "The feeling when we win at the Reebok in front of our home fans. It gives everyone such a good feeling and really drives us on."

I hate stuff like that. Who cares who is the worst/best dressed.

Wheater, stop wasting your time on the PC and get out in your back garden and learn how to defend.

Right I've finally snapped.

STOP DISRESPECTING OUR PLAYERS YOU FAHSKFHSADJGHLDSHFADSH

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Right I've finally snapped.

STOP DISRESPECTING OUR PLAYERS YOU FAHSKFHSADJGHLDSHFADSH

I call it the Jade Goodey Syndrome.

Sad wankers who are more interested in the lives of z-list celebs than their own.

FAHSKFHSADJGHLDSHFADSH ?
You can't say that!

Look Nat, I'm sick of you disrespecting this club, if you were a real Bolton fan you'd want to know what Animal David Wheater would like to be.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:if you pick the music in the dressing room, what do you pick? #askwheats

DW: "I pick a bit of Elton John, George Michael and the Scissor Sisters. I know the lads like it really, especially Nigel!"

What exactly is he suggesting about our Nige?

Sounds like we have a couple of teapots in our ranks.

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Ooooh - did someone say Elton John?