David Ngog Released

Sign him up!

So has Lita.

We should get a bid in quick.

Ha ha, I wish I could be arsed to find the posts where Boggers and Hipster said he would score goals at the top level.

Useless, lazy bastard.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Ha ha, I wish I could be arsed to find the posts where Boggers and Hipster said he would score goals at the top level.

Useless, lazy bastard.

To be fair, Swansea didn't give him a chance..

Boggersbelief wrote:

To be fair, Swansea didn't give him a chance..

I saw him come on and have the worst 10 minutes ever seen in South Wales.

I'm sure Garry Monk took one look at the skinny waster in training and fucked him off.

Useless player. As I told you the day he signed.

Interesting appraisal of his abilities in the characteristics bit at the bottom:

http://www1.skysports.com/football/player/2257/david-ngog

He can run a bit and play the odd pass, but basically he's shit.

I couldn't find a photo of David in a Swansea shirt, but I did find this one of him in his natural position:

His Assessment:
Aerial Duels - Very Weak
Holding on to the ball - Very Weak
Finishing - Weak
Offside awareness - Weak

Nice.

He'll be off to France.

David's N-gone in 2,520 seconds

David Ngog has been released by Swansea City after playing just 42 minutes – or 2,520 seconds – of Premier League football.

The French striker had his contract picked up by the Welsh club in January – taking £40,000-a-week off Wanderers’ wage bill and clearing the way for three new signings.

But his move to the Liberty Stadium proved to be a nightmare as Michael Laudrup was sacked just a fortnight later.

Ngog failed to start a single game for Swansea, who continued to pay the same terms as he had been given at the Reebok, making only three substitute appearances.

The striker became Owen Coyle’s most expensive signing in 2011 when he arrived from Liverpool in a £4million deal.

In total, Ngog scored 16 goals in 81 appearances for Wanderers.

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