Dinner - Part 2

If you need any tips on how to avoid serious injury when shoving something bulky in your mouth, you'd be as well PM'ing Whittam.

Breadman wrote:If you need any tips on how to avoid serious injury when shoving something bulky in your mouth, you'd be as well PM'ing Whittam.

 

Breadman wrote:If you need any tips on how to avoid serious injury when shoving something bulky in your mouth, you'd be as well PM'ing Whittam.

Don't make me laugh! I'll be back on the soup.

Ended up with cheese on toast with spam on last night, I feel like I need to give Mrs KP one up the bum!  

Arse bandit,

Steak & Kidney pud, Mash Peas & gravy.

Mr Magoo wrote:Arse bandit,

   And here's me thinking I was gonna give her a kick up the bum for not providing me with A la carte!

Mr Magoo wrote:Steak & Kidney pud, Mash Peas & gravy.

Is it not a bit too much stodge for this time of the year Magoo?

Your not a builder by any chance are you?  

I'm having a Korean stir-fry with pork and squid tonight   

Wedding anniversary today.

Rib Eye steak, chips, fried egg, onion rings, breaded mushrooms, peas.

Top banana!

Breadman wrote:Wedding anniversary today.

Rib Eye steak, chips, fried egg, onion rings, breaded mushrooms, peas.

Top banana!

I'm glad you haven't told us about desert!  

chipolata and chocolate star fish springs to mind, you dirty bastid.

Will you get a blow job Bread, or is your neck still sore.

Congratulations Bread,I hope you did the cooking.

No to the BJ - I'm married, so I said goodbye to those years ago.....

And yes to me doing the cooking, it's the least I could do after the Boss had been at work all day, whilst I was tossing about on here.

Dirty bread, hope you cleaned the monitor.

I am now enjoying some fresh strawberries and extra thick double cream with a pimms and lemonade  

karlypants wrote:I am now enjoying some fresh strawberries and extra thick double cream with a pimms and lemonade  

The way the other half live!

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:I am now enjoying some fresh strawberries and extra thick double cream with a pimms and lemonade  

The way the other half live!

I was thinking about you when I ate my strawberries and cream and remembered that you don't eat anything that stares back, well if you stare at an udder long enough

Strawberries are easy whizzed up for eating through a straw though...

Bonce ignore him, he was thinking about covering you with strawberry's & cream, the sicko.
I pitty his other half with a soar bum hole.

Don'
t spill aNY CREAm on your keyboaRD.
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'THAt'
S awhaT i DID EArlier waTCHING PORN And now it'
s fucked......