Why did this not get to Number One?

I'm sure we all must have bought a copy when it came out.....

I did not "accuse you of being a puff".

Stay on topic please.

This thread's about Stu Francis' brilliant record from the eighties, not my sexual preferences.

Thank you.

I didn't buy it. And in an effort to disinfect the thread have this,for no other reason than it's fucking brilliant.

Quality!

(Although I'm not sure the thread needed disinfecting, as Stu is a comedy god - FACT! When they wanted someone to take over Crackerjack, they didn't ring Forsyth, did they......?)

No,he rang them,but they told him to piss off.