Dolly Parton.

Yes or no?

I would.

I would have done it 30 years ago and I still would now.

Unless she started singing.........

I prefer Miley Cyrus

It's an age thing, clearly.

Yeah, Miley's (allegedly, according to the Hollywood media machine) "dirty", but those of us who are old enough to remember will always think of her as "Billy Ray's kid" and he can never be forgiven for his "Achey breaky heart" bollocks.

And his shit mullet hairdo.......

So we just laugh at her.......and her money grubbing Dad.

She's tainted by her father's obvious quest for cash which he has clearly projected onto his progeny.

And for that reason, I'm out........

I would...

I'm relieved this isn't a RIP thread, though. I still love her original "I Will Always Love You" - it pisses on Whitney's version imho.

No tar.

When she gets all the slap off Dolly looks like this. No wonder it was Bread's avatar for so long.

isn't she about 70 now? no thanks!

Mr Magoo wrote:

Aye go on then.  

I would have a go on her after a few jars  

Boggersbelief wrote:I prefer Miley Cyrus

She went from this...



To this...



She is disgustingly ugly now, dog rough.

I have to agree with Karly, she is one ugly fecker. 

she's not ugly,its all the look at me i'm sexy routine and the constant sticking out of the tongue. She's trying too hard to get away from her Disney past and its all gone too far now.

One of my desert island discs is "Dolly Parton's Greatest Tits"!