How Long Can You Hold Your Breath

I can do 2 mins 15 secs but i cant beat my brother in law he can beat anyone alive i reckon.

Jake McHale wrote:I can do 2 mins 15 secs but i cant beat my brother in law he can beat anyone alive i reckon.

Is he dead?

Bet he couldn't beat Muamba.

He did over an hour and a half.

42 seconds

Bet you can't stand on one leg with your eyes closed.
Can't be done.

Bet you can't touch your elbow with your tongue

I bet you can't eat twenty Jacob crackers while pulling one off.

scottjames30 wrote:I bet you can't eat twenty Jacob crackers while pulling one off.

Now this sounds like a challenge i can handle

Count me out, I'm gluten intolerant.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Count me out, I'm gluten intolerant.

And me, I've seen 'em made "in the flesh", as it were, by a load of disgruntled scousers who were working to rule at the time and weren't above sabotaging the merchandise, if you get my drift......

I'm rather partial to those TUC cheese filled crackers.
Krackerwheat aint bad either.

Wasn't it Jacobs Crackers that caused Mad Cows disease?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Wasn't it Jacobs Crackers that caused Mad Cows disease?

No, it was Magoo and cows having sex with eachother.

boltonbonce wrote:

Jake McHale wrote:I can do 2 mins 15 secs but i cant beat my brother in law he can beat anyone alive i reckon.

Is he dead?

Yep

boltonbonce wrote:Bet you can't stand on one leg with your eyes closed.
Can't be done.

yes i can for as long as i like its dead easy, just touch the wall with your right finger and do it.

i would live to know how your mind works Jake, you have all these mad questions swimming round in your head 

Jake McHale wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Bet you can't stand on one leg with your eyes closed.
Can't be done.

yes i can for as long as i like its dead easy, just touch the wall with your right finger and do it.

That's cheating.