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boltonbonce · **101** Re: Pet Hates Wed Mar 25 2015, 16:09

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GP receptionists.
Whenever I call up they always want to know why I want to see the doctor.
Piss off. That's between me and the doctor. What's it got to do with them?

karlypants · **102** Re: Pet Hates Wed Mar 25 2015, 16:16

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boltonbonce wrote:GP receptionists.
Whenever I call up they always want to know why I want to see the doctor.
Piss off. That's between me and the doctor. What's it got to do with them?

This.

Guest · **103** Re: Pet Hates Wed Mar 25 2015, 16:20

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My sister used to do that job and I asked her about it.

She said it was so they can allocate you to the most appropriate and, by extension, most effective "treatment provider", ie Nurse Practitioner or GP.

I said "Bollocks, you're just nosy!" and she said "Yeah ok, you're right, we're just nosy fuckers and want to know who to avoid when they come into the surgery in case it's owt contagious."

karlypants · **104** Re: Pet Hates Wed Mar 25 2015, 16:24

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Next time I will lie on the phone and then sneeze all over them! Twisted Evil

Guest · **105** Re: Pet Hates Wed Mar 25 2015, 16:24

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karlypants wrote:Next time I will lie on the phone and then sneeze all over them!

you can't pass on an std by sneezing on them kp

karlypants · **106** Re: Pet Hates Wed Mar 25 2015, 16:27

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y2johnny wrote:

karlypants wrote:Next time I will lie on the phone and then sneeze all over them!

you can't pass on an std by sneezing on them kp

boltonbonce · **107** Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 26 2015, 14:38

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Bloody garden wind chimes. ::seething::

Norpig · **108** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 08:44

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people on the bus having very long and very loud conversations on their phones Mad

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Jake McHale · **109** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 12:16

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Having to get up in the middle of the night for a nugget that wont come out to play.

wanderlust · **110** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 12:18

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Parents that use baby prams as a battering ram or push them out in the road to stop the traffic so they can cross really get on my tits.

Jake McHale · **111** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 12:30

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Sometimes i like to get on a bus when i'm in london and i hate bus drivers moody fuckers.

Reebok Trotter · **112** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 17:30

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Jake McHale wrote:
Prefer Surfs up and Holland, never heard smile.

Jim Steinman wrote and performed Surfs Up and he is American, not Dutch.. Brilliant song. I still listen to it today.

Guest · **113** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 17:37

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Jake McHale wrote:Sometimes i like to get on a bus when i'm in london and i hate bus drivers moody fuckers.

All you do is scan your oyster and find a seat, what do you want from them?

Reebok Trotter · **114** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 17:51

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Slightly off topic but there was a documentary programme on TV last night about trainee double decker bus drivers in central London. I'm pretty certain Manuel from Angola isn't going to make the grade.

Bwfc1958 · **115** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 17:53

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Racist

Reebok Trotter · **116** Re: Pet Hates Fri Mar 27 2015, 18:28

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Bwfc1958 wrote:Racist

Did you watch the programme? The instructor told him that the company were not paid to trim the trees and hedges! Laughing

Jake McHale · **117** Re: Pet Hates Sat Mar 28 2015, 00:01

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Reebok Trotter wrote:

Jake McHale wrote:
Prefer Surfs up and Holland, never heard smile.

Jim Steinman wrote and performed Surfs Up and he is American, not Dutch.. Brilliant song. I still listen to it today.

That's not surf's up by the Beach Boys and Holland is the Title of a BB album.

karlypants · **118** Re: Pet Hates Sun Mar 29 2015, 14:23

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People who can't eat with their mouth closed!

Reebok Trotter · **119** Re: Pet Hates Sun Mar 29 2015, 21:11

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Jake McHale wrote:A brimful of asher.

A Hatful of Hollow.

Guest · **120** Re: Pet Hates Sun Mar 29 2015, 21:28

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boltonbonce wrote:GP receptionists.
Whenever I call up they always want to know why I want to see the doctor.
Piss off. That's between me and the doctor. What's it got to do with them?

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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