Should I Meet Him?

As you all know I crave attention so I've recently become hooked on internet chat rooms.

If you filter out the freaks and bellends (about 99%, just like on Nuts) there are actually some decent people on there.

One guy, Clive, from Toronto in Canada has become a good friend. I've seen his photo and he has a nice shaped penis. And he certainly hasn't been put off by my slightly wonky breasts, describing me as his "English rose with nice boobies". He says the fact I am both beautiful and intelligent turns him on.

Anyway, he's 39, 5'11, athletic build with a bald head. He's some kind of environmental lawyer whatever that is. I joke that he's a lawyer for frogs. How we laugh.

Anyway, he's got some time off work coming up and wants to fly to Preston to meet me. Is it too soon? Am I being too impulsive? Will he be the man in the photo? Could it be one of you twats on here trying to scam me?

And what about his reaction, will I be what he is expecting?

I'm guessing the majority of you geeks can only meet potential partners online, so I need your advice.

Someone's going to get catfished and I don't think it's you!

I had to Google "catfished".

Stop using Yoof speak.

Go for it Nat. You must be running low on friends in the UK

You might like the look of his penis but what will Clive think when he sees yours?

What sex site do you go on Nat?

Bwfc1958 wrote:You might like the look of his penis but what will Clive think when he sees yours?

Ha ha.

You're dead to me.

scottjames30 wrote:What sex site do you go on Nat?

It wasn't a sex site Scott, it was a site for intellectuals.

You wouldn't understand.

My knob is doing the rounds, 5 pound i charge, he might've bought the pic of his knob of me.

What kind of intellectuals flash their knob online?

boltonbonce wrote:What kind of intellectuals flash their knob online?

The site encourages a head shot, a torso shot, and a bell end shot.

Most sites just encourage a head shot, but how am I supposed to know whether they are chubby or have a miniscule willy?

I don't want to be another Mrs Breadman.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:What kind of intellectuals flash their knob online?

The site encourages a head shot, a torso shot, and a bell end shot.

Most sites just encourage a head shot, but how am I supposed to know whether they are chubby or have a miniscule willy?

I don't want to be another Mrs Breadman.

I feel another type of head and torso shot is needed for you

y2johnny wrote:

I feel another type of head and torso shot is needed for you

He's already seen everything, he's into me big time.

The question is, is it possible to find love with someone in another country?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

I feel another type of head and torso shot is needed for you

He's already seen everything, he's into me big time.

The question is, is it possible to find love with someone in another country?

I was thinking more of a double tap using a glock or some kind of semi automatic

y2johnny wrote:
I was thinking more of a double tap using a glock or some kind of semi automatic

That's just bravado bollocks.

I'm asking a genuine question here, if you've got nowt to say shut the fuck up.

Or better still, put Mrs Johnny on so I can find out where she went wrong.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:
I was thinking more of a double tap using a glock or some kind of semi automatic

That's just bravado bollocks.

I'm asking a genuine question here, if you've got nowt to say shut the fuck up.

Or better still, put Mrs Johnny on so I can find out where she went wrong.

Hi mrs johnny here. Are you there nat the tranny

y2johnny wrote:

Hi mrs johnny here. Are you there nat the tranny

I don't know what that bellend has been telling you, but I'm all woman - hence the title "Preston Businesswoman of the Year". Twice.

Anyway, clearly you got the short straw ending up with Johnny the lazy fat bastard, I'm just wondering if there was one fateful decision that you wish you could reverse and end up with someone else. Or nobody.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Hi mrs johnny here. Are you there nat the tranny

I don't know what that bellend has been telling you, but I'm all woman - hence the title "Preston Businesswoman of the Year". Twice.

Anyway, clearly you got the short straw ending up with Johnny the lazy fat bastard, I'm just wondering if there was one fateful decision that you wish you could reverse and end up with someone else. Or nobody.

Well nathaniel (i take it that was your birth name) i was north west business woman of the year three years running. I once scored a hat trick at old trafford with all three goals being bicycle kicks from the half way line. I have a penthouse in manchester, cabin in switzerland and a beach front property is miami. My boobs are perfectly aligned, huge and real. Plus my lady garden doesn't smell like a tyre fire. Ive never dated second or third rate footballers like a tacky wag wannabe and i keep the fatty around because he is like a human tripod.

I wish you and Clive well, Nat. Find out if he has a sister.