Ideal/Worst Dinner Party Guests

Ok, so it's not the most original forum topic in the world, I'll leave that to Quent. But it's always interested me which celebs the British public love/hate.

So simply for entertainment value I'm interested to know of FOUR people you would love to sit round a table with and eat Turkey Twizzlers, and FOUR people you would hate to share a meal with.

One rule though, all your guests must be living.

Ideal - George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Kevin Keegan & Dean Holdsworth

Worst - Gary Megson, Piers Morgan, Cheryl Cole & Alan Davies

I think Clooney & Pitt would be hilarious with loads of Hollywood tales. Kevin Keegan is always intresting to listen to and Dean Holdsworth must have a ream of dirt on other footballers.

Megson is a knob, as is Piers Morgan. Cheryl Cole is everything I hate about "celebrity" and I've never forgiven Alan Davies for that article he wrote about BWFC.

IDEAL

Steve Kean - Simon Garner - Scott Bakula - Cheryl Cole

WORST

Owen Coyle - Kevin Davies - Peter Kay - Any Bolton Slag

I've changed my mind, I'd like to swap the Bolton slag for BWFC71, the most boring dick I've ever come across.

Ideal 4 dirty women.

Worst 4 men of here.

I've gone for 2 boys and 2 girls.

Dream dinner party
Charlotte Harris, Gene Wilder, Uma Thurman, Paul McCartney

Nightmare dinner party
Carol Vorderman, Duncan Bannatyne, Sandy Toksvig, Piers Morgan

Worst: James Corden, Piers Morgan, Jack Whitehall and Baroness Warsi.

Best: harder to think of.

Y answer half a question you nonce.

largehat wrote:I've gone for 2 boys and 2 girls.

Dream dinner party
Charlotte Harris, Gene Wilder, Uma Thurman, Paul McCartney

Nightmare dinner party
Carol Vorderman, Duncan Bannatyne, Sandy Toksvig, Piers Morgan

I've no idea who Charlotte Harris is. And why do you dislike Sandy Toksvig...she's harmless surely?

Mr Magoo wrote:Y answer half a question you nonce.

Like i said it was harder to think of and don't call me a nonce.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

largehat wrote:I've gone for 2 boys and 2 girls.

Dream dinner party
Charlotte Harris, Gene Wilder, Uma Thurman, Paul McCartney

Nightmare dinner party
Carol Vorderman, Duncan Bannatyne, Sandy Toksvig, Piers Morgan

I've no idea who Charlotte Harris is. And why do you dislike Sandy Toksvig...she's harmless surely?

Charlotte Harris is a lawyer who often appears as a guest on Newsnight. She has represented a lot of the victims of News of the World phone hacking. I enjoy listening to her and the way she puts her ideas across.

I am sure Sandi Toksvig is harmless, but I find her very irritating and smug. And she has what my mate calls 'a happy eye'.

No 73 was ace.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
Like i said it was harder to think of and don't call me a nonce.

I'm not going out until I get your ideal guests.

I'd probably take Oscar Robertson, Chris Webber, Naomi Watts to look at and then David Lynch.

Natasha Whittam wrote:No 73 was ace.

I was more of a Swap Shop/Saturday Superstore kid. I'd forgotten she hosted No 73 to be honest, but I stick with my pick. She is annoying to look at and listen to, why would I want to look at that for an evening.

Ideal.
Frank Worthington, Boris Johnson, Nigella Lawson and Steve Coogan.

Worst.
Piers Morgan, George Osborne, Jimmy Carr and Jo Brand.

Ideal- Stewart Lee, Holly Willoughby, Paul Merton and Noel Gallagher

Worst Jeremy Clarkson, David Cameron, Jimmy Carr and Graham Norton.

We have a lot of gay men on this thread wanting to have dinner with a bunch of men or bunch of men/token female.

This is an equal opportunities forum Largehat.

Ideal......RuPaul, Pete Burns, Lily Savage, Eddie Izzard

Worst.....Marie, Ann Widdecombe, David Cameron, Boris Johnson