New Years Resolutions

My New Years Resolution this year is to eat healthier and get fitter which probably means joining the throng who waste billions on gym memberships without actually attending.
What reolutions do you have and for a bit of fun maybe suggestions for what other posters should resolve to do this year - keep it civil 

whatsgoingon wrote:suggestions for what other posters should resolve to do this year

Whatsgoingon: shut the fuck up
Breadman: shut the fuck up
Norpig: shut the fuck up
Bwfc1958: shut the fuck up
Boggers: shut the fuck up
Sluffy: shut the fuck up
Martin: shut the fuck up
KP: shut the fuck up
Bonce: shut the fuck up
Glos: shut the fuck up
Doffcocker: shut the fuck up
Xmiles: shut the fuck up
Rammywhite: shut the fuck up

i don't really have any but i think Boggers should make a resolution to stop being a dick on here 

Breaders - to stay off ebay when drunk
Boncey - to invest in proper accident cover
KP - to stop hanging around Bargain Booze
Magoo - to stop worrying the local livestock
SK - To learn how to construct a post on here we can all understand
me - thought of one now, to learn to play the bass guitar properly
Nat - to stop sending me pictures of her in the buff, i can't take anymore

I've already made it known that i would be nice during the holidays. But if we aren't top of the league after we play Scunthorpe, someone is gonna get it

Natasha Whittam wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:suggestions for what other posters should resolve to do this year

Whatsgoingon: shut the fuck up
Breadman: shut the fuck up
Norpig: shut the fuck up
Bwfc1958: shut the fuck up
Boggers: shut the fuck up
Sluffy: shut the fuck up
Martin: shut the fuck up
KP: shut the fuck up
Bonce: shut the fuck up
Glos: shut the fuck up
Doffcocker: shut the fuck up
Xmiles: shut the fuck up
Rammywhite: shut the fuck up

Good to see the keep it civil bit stayed strong 

Nat - accept your gender and stop bringing gay sex and knobs into every thread
Bonce - To invest in a H & S course and wean himself of Bruce because he ain't going to be around for ever
KP - to upgrade from the back of BB to the back of M&S
BWFC58 - To improve his five a day habits by upgrading to fresh tomatoes
Sluffy - To do a better job keeping us up to date with what the ST's up to, he never seems to mention it.
Glos - invest in a joke book
Boggers - Learn that ITK doesn't mean copying and pasting from Twitter
Breadman - chill the fuck out, and accept that Brexit was the right decision.
Norpig - try and get a better balance between work and posting on here, by doing some work.

My NYR is to look trendier in 2017.
I'm going to invest in some shiny pants and pointy shoes. I also intend to sport a well trimmed beard,to compliment my man bun.
If your hobby is getting dragged out of a pond on a regular basis,it pays to look good.

I am going to try and masturbate less.

It's not doing me any good and I almost crashed the car on one occasion recently.

Bread2.0 wrote:I am going to try and masturbate less.

It's not doing me any good and I almost crashed the car on one occasion recently.

Shocking habit.
Mind you,my days at the penile dysfunction clinic have been pretty successful. I still don't get any sex,but I always have somewhere to hang my cap.

whatsgoingon wrote:

Norpig - try and get a better balance between work and posting on here, by doing some work.

 i have the balance just right thanks

Although work has a habit of getting in the way of me posting as much as i want

I'm going to be nice to Nat even if the flat chested old slapper doesn't deserve it

I'm going to stop posting jokes from other forums that I'm on. They're just not appreciated 

Otherwise, I'm going to lose weight, get fitter, and live a boring life. (Not sure what I'll be doing from week 2)

You're on other forums?

Yep Spec Ops, (a closed forum)

gloswhite wrote:Yep Spec Ops, (a closed forum)

You of all people should know that's not true.

Nothing is closed and TEMPORA knows where you've been......

Sneaky devils.

They're checking my search history.