2 new signings by the middle of next week

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Because, lets face it, under Gartside we've never signed anyone of note.

He was so close with Rivaldo.

largehat wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

largehat wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

largehat wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Keith Andrews and Matt Mills don't count because... erm.

I'll get back to you but they dont

Don't forget Andy Lonergan, he doesn't count either.

Keepers have never actually counted anyway, because, well, they're keepers.

Remember any player we sign is just a cynical attempt to sell season tickets.

Indeed. Joe McKee tipped me over the edge and now 40 quid a month I can't really afford is coming out of my account.

The best bit is "coyle and gartsides record in this area"

Because, lets face it, under Gartside we've never signed anyone of note.

We signed that Nigerian lad who could do a few kick ups, but it turns out he was 87.

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No wonder he was so "average" for us.

I wasn't a fan of Djorkaeff, Heirro, Anelka, N'Gotty, Kevin Davies, Gary Speed, Stelios, Diouf or Cahill either.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:If we don't sign him, I will just have to lose the "O" and put "DY" on the back. I hope I don't look like a girl.

Mwendy?

No! I only had Owen on the back, I didn't bother with the "M"

Culcheth_White wrote:
No! I only had Owen on the back, I didn't bother with the "M"

Your name is Wendy?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:
No! I only had Owen on the back, I didn't bother with the "M"

Your name is Wendy?

No! She was the first slapper, that I banged on the back seat of my Mini Metro in 1987. It was on some car park in Blackpool.

I even remember the song on the radio cassette, it was Fleetwood Mac, looking out for love!

Culcheth_White wrote:
No! She was the first slapper, that I banged on the back seat of my Mini Metro in 1987. It was on some car park in Blackpool.

[quote="chipbutty"]Coyle quote -

“By the start of the season I want to add more players to what we have got,” he said. “We have enquired about one or two, and we’ll wait and see where that takes us".

The BN head line 'Coyle Ready to Spend Again'.

The two don't really belong in the same piece do they.

So who have Bolton signed so far. Mills, Andrews, McWho and a keeper whose name I forget. Well yippee. You happy with that?

Let's see who else comes along. A goal scorer and defender would be nice.