......but, i went to ikea today (i know, stupid fuxking thing to do right!) But hear me out.
They do these jammy dodger type biscuits in there with like a layer of white stuff (maybe mallow, maybe cream) and the ah the dogs doo dahs!
Smaller than a jammy dodger in size but very nice. Only 80p a packet too. Ikea warrington. Leading the way in biscuits
(You know you cant resist boncey!)