Hipsters back!

Nuts's very own Lord Lucan has returned, welcome back Hipster!
Just a few questions for some of our newer members

1 - are you still extremely sarcastic?
2 - Why were you away so long?
3 - what made you come back?
4 - how long will it take before Nat winds you up again and you go walkabout for another year or two?

And he's gone again 

See you in 18 months then.

Get your arse back on here Hipster.

Some members are missing you!

Filth.

I am a family man now and have no time on my hands. I barely even turn the computer on.

I am not sarcastic anymore and I consider my past behaviour on here to be a deep moment of shame that I hope I will be forgiven for.

More than happy to meet nat at a swanky 3* establishment in the Ribble valley to sort things out. 

Hope everyone is keeping well.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I am a family man now and have no time on my hands. I barely even turn the computer on.

I am not sarcastic anymore and I consider my past behaviour on here to be a deep moment of shame that I hope I will be forgiven for.

More than happy to meet nat at a swanky 3* establishment in the Ribble valley to sort things out. 

Hope everyone is keeping well.

You sound like a pipe and slippers man.
I can't help you with the pipe,but if you need any advice on slippers,I'm the boy.
At the moment I'm rather busy teaching Breadman how to wear his trousers round his chest,but I'll always make time for others in need.

Yes! I agree with Boncey! If you need to luxurious care home zip up style slippers then Bonce is your man!

Nonce?

boltonbonce wrote:Nonce?

Bit harsh Bonce

Sorry Boncey it was an auto correct!

It's taken 5 minutes and I'm being called a nonce.

I see the mods are still fucking useless. 

@FBI

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I am a family man now

But you said you weren't sarcastic anymore.

Is it just a coincidence that the minute sluffy "takes a step back" Hipster is all over the site?

It is just a coincidence yes.

karlypants wrote:Sorry Boncey it was an auto correct!

Do you type the word nonce a lot then KP? 

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:Sorry Boncey it was an auto correct!

Do you type the word nonce a lot then KP? 

Not usually but my phone's auto correct seems to want to change Bonce to this every time.

Maybe Bonce has something he needs to explain to my phone?

It usually corrects to Bounce.
But as we're somehow onto the subject of nonces,has anyone seen those nonce hunters on youtube? They set some guy up,then turn up to confront him/her. 
I'm in two minds about these guys. Anyone think it's a good idea? Or should it be left to the authorities?
They sometimes tread dangerous ground.
The more of these  horrible people locked away the better,but I'm uneasy about any kind of vigilante group.
Sorry about getting serious. It happens sometimes.

This is just the thing Boncey. The vigilantes don’t know who they are meeting and if he has any weapons to protect himself.

I’m not really sure on this either tbh.