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1Christmas gifts. Empty Christmas gifts. on Mon Dec 31 2018, 20:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Don't know about anyone else, but I was sadly disappointed this year.
Not a single pair of slippers, and, despite everyone knowing I love reading, not a single book token.
My brother bought me a DVD. (The Complete Four Feather Falls) and a book about the Dandy and Beano.
I've been given enough bathroom stuff to last me thirty years. After shave, deodorant, shaving gel, and a jet power water flosser, which, on first use nearly took my eye out. I've still not mastered it, and I'm beginning to approach my nightly ablutions with more than a little fear and dread.
Got a nice Wanderers rain jacket though, so not a complete washout.

2Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Mon Dec 31 2018, 20:55

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I got amoung other gifts, 5 toblerones.

3Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Mon Dec 31 2018, 21:00

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:I got amoung other gifts, 5 toblerones.

Does everyone think you love choco that much? Very Happy

4Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 12:33

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:I got amoung other gifts, 5 toblerones.
Bollocks! I love Toblerone (only the big ones) and got none.

5Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 12:41

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I did get a pair of luxury leather slippers in blue from M&S. :biggrin:

6Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 12:56

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
I got enough chocolate to last me until June at least. Which is odd, as they all know I'm a diabetic.

7Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 12:58

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:I got enough chocolate to last me until June at least. Which is odd, as they all know I'm a diabetic.

It’s the same with the Mrs Glos. she got chocolate from everyone when they know she’s trying to lose a few pounds! Very evil! Very Happy

8Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 14:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I hate Toblerone.

9Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 14:48

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I must be the lucky one then. No bathroom smellies, no socks or slippers, no chocolates. I got about a dozen books all of which I had dropped hints about. So I'm set for weeks!!

10Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 16:48

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
What books Rammy?

11Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 17:07

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:What books Rammy?
Yes, spill the beans.

12Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 17:40

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Cajunboy wrote:What books Rammy?
Perfidious Albion by Sam Myers
The Diary of a Bookseller by Shaun Blythell
Macbeth by Jo Nesbo
In a House of Lies by Ian Rankin
Middle England by Jonathan Coe
The Stranger Diaries by Elly Griffiths
Broken Ground by Val McDermid
Death at Sea by Andrea Camilleri
Great Britain's Great War by Jeremy Paxman
The Chalk Man by CJ Tudor
Force of Nature by Jane Harper
Perilous Question  by Antonia Fraser

A mixture of history, crime and modern novels. Not a smutty one amongst them.
They'll keep me going for two or three months

13Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 18:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Nice mixture there Rammy. I hinted that 'Erebus' by Michael Palin would be a nice gift to receive, but I've ended up buying it for myself.

14Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 18:47

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I got some Lego architecture of las Vegas.

15Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 18:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I got some Lego architecture of las Vegas.

Is that your actual mental age?

16Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 18:57

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I got some Lego architecture of las Vegas.

Is that your actual mental age?

No I'm quite advanced. I just thought it was cool.

17Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:03

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I got some Lego architecture of las Vegas.

Is that your actual mental age?

No I'm quite advanced. I just thought it was cool.

Laughing

18Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:15

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@wanderlust wrote:Bollocks! I love Toblerone (only the big ones) and got none.
Are you Alan Partridge? there does seem to be a lot of similarities.

19Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:25

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I received a beautiful pearl necklace from my current squeeze, Clive.

I got some admiring glances when I wore it to the Trafford Centre.

20Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:26

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I received a beautiful pearl necklace from my current squeeze, Clive.

I got some admiring glances when I wore it to the Trafford Centre.

I hope you gave it a wipe! Shocked

21Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:27

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why would I wipe it you bellend. Clearly you've never received a pearl necklace.

22Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:28

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Why would I wipe it you bellend. Clearly you've never received a pearl necklace.

I don't want one thanks. Very Happy

23Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:32

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I wasn't offering.

I'm looking forward to more of Clive's generosity.

24Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:34

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Happy for you Nat. 

I gave a girl an expensive bracelet once and was dumped about a month later.

Always regretted it.

25Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:46

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'll give Clive until the weekend at least. I'm not cruel.

26Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What's the deal with Clive. Is he tall? In business? Rich?

We need to know that he's not trifling with your affections. We care about you.

27Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:52

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Clive is average height, about 5'3.

He's been a bit vague about his occupation, but it's something to do with feet. He must be rich though, genuine pearl necklaces don't come for free.

28Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Possibly a chiropodist. There's money in feet. I should hang on to him.

Although he might be a slipper salesman. If so, put a word in for me.

29Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:56

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Perhaps he’s one of them who wiggles his feet on cam for money. A bit like a cam whore.

Nat, does Clive have very pedicured feet?

30Christmas gifts. Empty Re: Christmas gifts. on Tue Jan 01 2019, 19:58

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Perhaps he’s one of them who wiggles his feet on cam for money. A bit like a cam whore.

I've never heard of that. Clearly you have. Poor Mrs KP.

@karlypants wrote:Nat, does Clive have very pedicured feet?

You bloody freak, hands off my man. Get your own pearl necklace supplier.

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