Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

I'm fuming. I didn't get on this list. Ridiculous.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/11898415/Are-these-the-23-dullest-men-in-Great-Britain-.html

Could this work here?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/business-47880558/would-you-sort-your-rubbish-into-seven-different-bags

Might be a pain but worth a try as long as people know exactly what needs to be in each bag. We can't keep putting rubbish in the ground that's for sure.

Certainly be worth a try, but some lazy bastards down here still don't understand what needs to go in a blue bin. That many colour choices might confuse them.
I mean, how hard is it?

I can't find my camouflage pants.

I fell down the stairs again this morning. I have a habit of carrying stuff in both hands, thus not holding on to the bannister.
Luckily, I'm like a cat. Not only do I sit on the sideboard licking my arse, but I've developed a feline grace to die for.
Slightly bruised, but I live to fight another day.

Glad to hear you are ok Boncey.

Hopefully this will be a lesson learned in not to carry too much upstairs at once!

boltonbonce wrote:Not only do I sit on the sideboard licking my arse

Glad you're ok but I'm absolutely sick of you putting these images in my head.

Bonce should join Busty on the naughty step (although he'd probably fall off it).

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bonce should join Busty on the naughty step (although he'd probably fall off it).

Yes, whilst licking his arse.

Who the fook is Busty? I meant Lusty.

Have you got another breast augmentation on the mind?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Who the fook is Busty? I meant Lusty.

Bit of a Freudian slip there, Nat.

Not as painful as my slip though.

My new birthday slippers. Memory foam, non slip. Quality. I may wear them to the shop.

This is pretty rich coming from peers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48046595

boltonbonce wrote:My new birthday slippers. Memory foam, non slip. Quality. I may wear them to the shop.

Glad to see no zips on them Boncey!

I've gone off zips since I caught a sensitive body part in one.

Well this is me sorted this evening...





Shame my dad didn’t fancy joining after work but you can’t have everything. 

Works out at just 13 quid!!!