Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

boltonbonce wrote:Avoid chicken arseholes! In corned beef?

Bonce can you translate what they are saying and provide some subtitles please?

Now I know what chicken rings are!

He's finally been kicked out KP.

boltonbonce wrote:He's finally been kicked out KP.

I want to see the rest of his room to make sure it's not a ploy for some sympathy and more subscribers to his channel first.

Hmm...Is he playing Youtube games?

If he is genuinely being kicked out then he really has brought it on himself.

I thought you would like this, Tunnocks Tiger at The Royal Academy.

Can't beat a Tunnocks. Who needs Twirls.

I hope you didn’t eat all of them in one go.

karlypants wrote:I hope you didn’t eat all of them in one go.

Oh yes.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/07/tunnocks-teacake-inventor-deeply-honoured-knighthood/

Is Parky trying to sign him? He'd fit right in at Bolton.

He's now losing his mind.

This is on my watch list for later

I only popped out for a paper, but nearly didn't come back. Ambling happily along, I stopped for a few seconds to adjust my ear buds, and this happened right in front of me. A few more paces and I was a dead man. Think I'll resume my route past the pond from now on. I think all the rain has loosened the roots.

Must be your one lucky day a year boncey 

Norpig wrote:Must be your one lucky day a year boncey 

I did notice a woman in high heels, carrying a chainsaw rushing frantically toward a waiting taxi. I snapped the taxi, but the woman remains a mystery.

You are incredibly lucky Bonce as it could have driven you into the ground like a tent peg!

karlypants wrote:You are incredibly lucky Bonce as it could have driven you into the ground like a tent peg!

I've always wanted to be buried under a tree, but not quite like that. I'm laughing, but I got lucky.