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271Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 31 2019, 10:39

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Avoid chicken arseholes! In corned beef?


Bonce can you translate what they are saying and provide some subtitles please? Very Happy

272Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 31 2019, 11:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Now I know what chicken rings are!

273Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 31 2019, 11:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He's finally been kicked out KP. Very Happy

274Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 31 2019, 11:56

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:He's finally been kicked out KP. Very Happy

I want to see the rest of his room to make sure it's not a ploy for some sympathy and more subscribers to his channel first.

Hmm...Is he playing Youtube games?

If he is genuinely being kicked out then he really has brought it on himself. Very Happy

275Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 01 2019, 08:41

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

276Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 07 2019, 11:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

277Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 08 2019, 18:21

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 D72a_p10I thought you would like this, Tunnocks Tiger at The Royal Academy.

278Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 08 2019, 20:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Can't beat a Tunnocks. Who needs Twirls.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Tunnocks-main-750x400

279Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 08 2019, 20:56

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I hope you didn’t eat all of them in one go.

280Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jun 10 2019, 10:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

281Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 11 2019, 10:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

282Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 11 2019, 11:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Is Parky trying to sign him? He'd fit right in at Bolton.

283Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 12 2019, 10:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He's now losing his mind.

284Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 12 2019, 14:28

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This is on my watch list for later Very Happy

285Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 13 2019, 11:05

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I only popped out for a paper, but nearly didn't come back. Ambling happily along, I stopped for a few seconds to adjust my ear buds, and this happened right in front of me. A few more paces and I was a dead man. Think I'll resume my route past the pond from now on. I think all the rain has loosened the roots.
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286Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 13 2019, 11:25

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Must be your one lucky day a year boncey  Very Happy

287Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 13 2019, 11:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Must be your one lucky day a year boncey  Very Happy
I did notice a woman in high heels, carrying a chainsaw rushing frantically toward a waiting taxi. I snapped the taxi, but the woman remains a mystery.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Homepage1

288Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 13 2019, 11:46

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You are incredibly lucky Bonce as it could have driven you into the ground like a tent peg!

289Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 13 2019, 11:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:You are incredibly lucky Bonce as it could have driven you into the ground like a tent peg!
I've always wanted to be buried under a tree, but not quite like that. I'm laughing, but I got lucky.

290Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 14 2019, 21:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

291Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 15 2019, 21:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Something here that might be of interest to Nat.

The merkin. I'd never heard of them until today. 

It would certainly explain the top of Brucie's head.

292Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 10:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Jehova's Witnesses been round this morning, and I sent them away with a flea in their ear. I've tried my best to be nice when they've called at other times, but they tend to stick to the doorstep like a limpet, so I felt justified in seeing them off.
How do you lot deal with them?

293Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 11:24

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Jehova's Witnesses been round this morning, and I sent them away with a flea in their ear. I've tried my best to be nice when they've called at other times, but they tend to stick to the doorstep like a limpet, so I felt justified in seeing them off.
How do you lot deal with them?

They do the same round my house and they really get on my tits.

I have politely told them to not knock again in the past but they still come round with a book in their hand and they are always in groups of 3 with their kids.

I've given them some expletives in the past to try and put them off coming back round but they still do.

Perhaps I should throw a bucket of water out the front bedroom window when they are stood there?

I was walking down my road  one time and two lads came over to me getting very close. I said that if they came any closer I would knock them both out.

Their reply was we love you too! Shocked Very Happy

294Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 11:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
One of them got an iPad out to show me what the Kingdom of Heaven looked like! I really need that at ten in the morning.

295Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 11:55

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Apparently if you tell them you are Catholic they don't hang about although I've never tried it.

I just tell them, thank you for calling but I'm not interested and I don't mean to be rude but I'm going to close the door now.

As I know they and their God will forgive me!



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296Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 12:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.

297Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 12:03

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I always invite them in, have a nice cup of tea, and then we sing kumbaya holding hands.

298Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 21 2019, 12:13

Sluffy

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:I always invite them in, have a nice cup of tea, and then we sing kumbaya holding hands.

Hope you sing the Bolton version -

Someone scored a goal, John Byrom...

299Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 26 2019, 18:10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

300Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 10 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jun 30 2019, 00:59

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Freddie Mercury reincarnated?

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