Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

boltonbonce wrote:Bloody Hell!  Information can also be provided anonymously via Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.


https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11959701

It's no wonder our Police force are backed up with work!

I shouldn't laugh, but.................

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53141755

I've discovered Bamboo Socks. Enhance my slippers no end, and soooo comfortable.

socks and slippers in this weather? Your feet must stink 

Fuck me it’s hot

its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers 

Norpig wrote:its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers 

You think about that way too much don’t you

Norpig wrote:socks and slippers in this weather? Your feet must stink 

Not with Bamboo Socks. Try them.

boltonbonce wrote:
Not with Bamboo Socks. Try them.

They're great. I have a fair bit of bamboo and hemp clothing and it's the mutz.
Comfortable, warm, temperature self-regulated - not the sharp weapons and weed that immediately spring to mind at all.
More you buy, cheaper they get.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Norpig wrote:its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers 

You think about that way too much don’t you

I do ashamedly!

A new low for Nuts.

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

You'll be buying them for Eric within days.

Make sure they go on his feet.

I'm chancing a trip to the local newsagent later, despite some rather nasty rain. It'll be nice to get some fresh air.
Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Guide dogs are fine, but they draw the line when it comes to Leopold. I don't mind telling you, I'm ready for fistycuffs if the need arises.

I've just found an old pair of roller skates. This can't end well.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm chancing a trip to the local newsagent later, despite some rather nasty rain. It'll be nice to get some fresh air.
Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Guide dogs are fine, but they draw the line when it comes to Leopold. I don't mind telling you, I'm ready for fistycuffs if the need arises.

Any trouble?

boltonbonce wrote:Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.

Did Breadman forget his pants again?

Boggersbelief wrote:

Any trouble? 

I decided to tie him to a belisha beacon. When I came out he'd been stolen.

Police are looking for a very tall man with an orange head.

The full sized human skull I ordered arrived today. Just a desk ornament you understand.

Not gone down well. Not that I'm bothered. I don't complain about doilies.