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1Leg Shaving Empty Leg Shaving on Mon Feb 10 2020, 15:44

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I bring the subject up because, a few weeks ago, relaxing in the bath, I found myself at a loose end.
This is always worrying. I normally take a newspaper to read, or listen to an audiobook on my phone, but, having settled into the bath, I realised I'd left them in the bedroom.
So, after completing my ablutions, I settled back into the suds to relax for a while.
Unfortunately, I'm easily bored, so I decided, on a whim, to shave one of my legs. Only from the knee down you understand.
Having done so, I wasn't overly impressed, so decided not to do the other leg. I dried myself off, donned my blue pyjamas (with contrasting trim) zipped up my slippers, and ambled downstairs to watch Sunday Night At The London Palladium.
Now it gets strange. I've noticed, over the ensuing weeks, that my hair isn't growing back, leaving me with one hairy leg, and one smooth.
I find this very disconcerting. I won't be able to wear shorts in the Summer for fear of being mocked. So, do I shave the other leg, in order to make them compatible? Or would people look at my smooth legs and think I'm some kind of a weirdo?
Supposing my legs had already been smooth when I got into the bath. It doesn't bear thinking about what I'd have taken my razor to.
What should I do? Any of you had a similar problem?
It's the shower for me from now on.

2Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Mon Feb 10 2020, 15:52

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What did you use to shave with? Was it immac or something similar?

A lot of young lads shave everywhere now (and i mean everywhere) so you may have to join them and go the whole hog.

3Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Mon Feb 10 2020, 16:00

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:What did you use to shave with? Was it immac or something similar?

A lot of young lads shave everywhere now (and i mean everywhere) so you may have to join them and go the whole hog.
Just my normal razor. i did my chest once, and that's never stopped growing. If the same thing eventually happens to my legs I'm in danger of looking like the Wolfman.
I know a lot of younger people shave everything, but that's not for me. A+E aren't yet prepared for me arriving carrying my balls in a bag of ice.

4Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Mon Feb 10 2020, 20:20

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
maybe they do microblading (semi permanent tattoo) for legs

5Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Mon Feb 10 2020, 20:21

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You could draw some glasses on your face which will distract them from your legs.  Or take Nat with you, would have the same effect

6Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Mon Feb 10 2020, 20:50

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:maybe they do microblading (semi permanent tattoo) for legs
I might start wearing Bermuda shorts with knee length socks. It could start a trend.

7Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Wed Feb 12 2020, 11:34

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

8Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Wed Feb 12 2020, 11:55

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Unless you're a serious cyclist then no!

9Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Wed Feb 12 2020, 15:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've stepped into a minefield. All from getting bored in the bath. If the hair would only grow back I'd be happy, but I'm still smooth on the right side.
Hope I don't get run over. Not sure A+E could cope with Desperate Dan underpants and one smooth leg.

10Leg Shaving Empty Re: Leg Shaving on Thu Feb 13 2020, 21:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I see you Nat. Any tips on leg shaving?

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