Councillor Rowan Battley

I saw this twitter account and thought of Bonce!!!

Dreadful hangover today. Went to a wake last night at the Railway Hotel for one of Chadwell's finest sons Ronald Turnbull, inventor of the shopping trolley. By way of tribute we carried his coffin in a zig-zag fashion through the town then threw it in the canal.

— Councillor Rowan Battley (@CllrBattley) February 13, 2021

RIP Chadwell's finest son, shove ha'penny champion Sandy 'the Wrist' McGonagal. Lovely chap, but always awkward having dinner with him: he'd put your plate on the end of the table, smack it towards you & you'd have to catch it as it flew past. Food flying everywhere. Happy days. pic.twitter.com/CljC8YjhPe

— Councillor Rowan Battley (@CllrBattley) February 7, 2021

Raging. Just got back from the unveiling of the new mural at Chadwell Infants School. WTAF?! General Pinochet?! IT WAS MEANT TO BE PINOCCHIO!!!! We’ve traced the culprit - it was Reg in the Dept. of Public Works. His handwriting is atrocious. Make no bones about it, he’s toast. pic.twitter.com/xCiOz85uSV

— Councillor Rowan Battley (@CllrBattley) February 13, 2021

A very sad day in the history of our town. We say farewell to one of Chadwell's most famous entertainers, Monica Bledlow - wife, mother, and magician's assistant to the Great Verdini.




Thanks for the introduction to Councillor Battley, Sluffy