Roy Keane linked with Bolton Wanderers job

I'm fcuking clueless. I'm just a gormless season ticket holding fan who knows fcuk all about football.

Aren't we all RT , we mostly just go with the Flow.

Ok you two, here's a plan. banksy, you do the tactics and game plan and play, RT, you do the motivating, team choices, and other exciting stuff, and I will run the office side and be the good looking eye candy for the after-game speeches and excuses. Should we apply when the vacancy comes up?

We couldn't do much worse than the current crop running the show!