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Loud Wankers

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1Loud Wankers Empty Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:19 am

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I wish people would shut the fook up.

Why does everyone have to be a loud fuckwit?

Perhaps after months and months in lockdown, where the only sound was the occasional noise of a todger dragging across the kitchen floor, I got used to the silence.

But now we're getting back to normal everyone seems to have taken their voice up a level. Just this morning I had to endure two twats in the gym shouting at each other about 'Love Island' even though they were no more than 3 feet apart. And in the office everyone seems to be trying to be louder than the next person. Even the computers seem noisier.

There are no doubt some loud f**kers on here as well. Just a guess, but I'd say the following are in the loud camp:

Noisy Bellends
KP
Norpig
Bonce
Boggers
Fin
Hip Priest
Wanderlust
Bobsworth
Keegan
White63

Quiet Folk
Bonce
Sluffy
Cajun
BTID
Glos
Wessy
Me

I bet I'm right.

Are you sick of the noise?



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2Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:48 am

Sluffy

Sluffy
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What always surprises me is just how loud some folk have their music on in the car!

If I'm stopped at the traffic lights, or queue in traffic somewhere I can often hear their music from several cars away!

I'm sure they might be having a good time now but I think their hearing may well pay the price for it in years to come.

PS, I think Bob is more the quiet type like me and BTID a bit of a party animal!

3Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:51 am

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Loud and proud!  Very Happy

I think you need to find some ASMR videos on youtube to calm you down Nat, Boncey will have a few he can recommend.

4Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:05 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sluffy wrote:What always surprises me is just how loud some folk have their music on in the car!

If I'm stopped at the traffic lights, or queue in traffic somewhere I can often hear their music from several cars away!

I'm sure they might be having a good time now but I think their hearing may well pay the price for it in years to come.

PS, I think Bob is more the quiet type like me and BTID a bit of a party animal!


Agreed. And the music is always crap.

As for Bob, I can see him walking down the high street with Lady Bobsworth shouting at folk to get out of his way. While looking at spreadsheets on his phone.

5Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:06 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:Loud and proud!  Very Happy

Predictable. Just shut the fook up.

Norpig wrote:I think you need to find some ASMR videos on youtube to calm you down Nat, Boncey will have a few he can recommend.

I'm not looking at any videos recommended by Bonce, that would be madness.

6Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:20 pm

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Natasha Whittam wrote:As for Bob, I can see him walking down the high street with Lady Bobsworth shouting at folk to get out of his way. While looking at spreadsheets on his phone.

Very Happy

7Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:45 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Predictable. Just shut the fook up.



I'm not looking at any videos recommended by Bonce, that would be madness.
Why am I in both camps? Do I have issues?

8Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:38 pm

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I am generally quiet TBF.

9Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:28 pm

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I haven’t noticed more noise but I have noticed how bright car headlights seem to be these days, like a constant full beams.

I always thought I’d been one of the more reserved people on here

10Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:36 pm

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I didn't make either list so I must be very quiet.

11Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:51 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

To be fair, I'm on a lot of lists.

12Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:03 pm

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Loud Wankers Shoppi14
Probably on Interpol's list of garden gnome smugglers in the UK.

13Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:32 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:Loud Wankers Shoppi14
Probably on Interpol's list of garden gnome smugglers in the UK.
There's money in it.

14Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:38 pm

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Is there much demand in the Warrington area?

15Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:46 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:Is there much demand in the Warrington area?

Don't you mean Walkden Cajun? but anyway not with Bonce filling the space, no. Very Happy

16Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:15 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:

Don't you mean Walkden Cajun? but anyway not with Bonce filling the space, no. Very Happy
I don't look good in a pointed hat.

17Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:28 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:I don't look good in a pointed hat.

I'm sure you've worn a few of these in your time.

Loud Wankers 15-classroom-dunce-cap-stool-Sep152021-1.jpg

18Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:13 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

19Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 8:05 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I'm sure you've worn a few of these in your time.

Loud Wankers 15-classroom-dunce-cap-stool-Sep152021-1.jpg
And I'm sure you've worn plenty of these.
Loud Wankers Schwarzer-hexenhut-satin-halloween-folienballon-halloween-foil-balloon-witch-hat-38930

20Loud Wankers Empty Re: Loud Wankers Fri Jun 17, 2022 8:42 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing

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