Kinky stuff

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:I knew a couple who had a glass top coffee table. He used to lay underneath and she would take a shit on the top. Not sure if that was considered kinky to them because they were German.

Looking at your avi, you are one nosey bastard .

You're starting to lose it bully boy, but that's what happens when you sit home on Friday night on the PC while everybody else is out having a good time. But that can be expected when you don't have any friends.

I had a great night, I had a few fat ones , friends round showed them this idiot Wayne on my laptop, all had a laugh and a joke at you, then had tea very late on, has a few glasses of red too.

I bet your friends are crying out 'come back Wayne , we miss you' aren't they ?

Is that why your in the USA?

Must have been a great night as you are up and posting on here at 8.30 in the morning.

I don't lie in, I was making love at 7 if you must know.

you got a pro to stay all night? must have cost you a fair bit

You complain about the arguments , but then try to fuel them ?

i know! irony is a wonderful thing! Thought if i can't get you to stop i might as well join in

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:I knew a couple who had a glass top coffee table. He used to lay underneath and she would take a shit on the top. Not sure if that was considered kinky to them because they were German.

Looking at your avi, you are one nosey bastard .

You're starting to lose it bully boy, but that's what happens when you sit home on Friday night on the PC while everybody else is out having a good time. But that can be expected when you don't have any friends.

I had a great night, I had a few fat ones , friends round showed them this idiot Wayne on my laptop, all had a laugh and a joke at you, then had tea very late on, has a few glasses of red too.

I bet your friends are crying out 'come back Wayne , we miss you' aren't they ?

Is that why your in the USA?

Must have been a great night as you are up and posting on here at 8.30 in the morning.

I don't lie in, I was making love at 7 if you must know.

Masterbating is not 'making love', and if your mummy tells you it is, she's lying.

Is that what your mummy used to say to you ?

You're the 'mummy's boy', not me

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:I knew a couple who had a glass top coffee table. He used to lay underneath and she would take a shit on the top. Not sure if that was considered kinky to them because they were German.

Looking at your avi, you are one nosey bastard .

You're starting to lose it bully boy, but that's what happens when you sit home on Friday night on the PC while everybody else is out having a good time. But that can be expected when you don't have any friends.

I had a great night, I had a few fat ones , friends round showed them this idiot Wayne on my laptop, all had a laugh and a joke at you, then had tea very late on, has a few glasses of red too.

I bet your friends are crying out 'come back Wayne , we miss you' aren't they ?

Is that why your in the USA?

Must have been a great night as you are up and posting on here at 8.30 in the morning.

I don't lie in, I was making love at 7 if you must know.

Masterbating is not 'making love', and if your mummy tells you it is, she's lying.

Is that what your mummy used to say to you ?

You're the 'mummy's boy', not me

I get the pun.

scottjames30 wrote:I don't lie in, I was making love at 7 if you must know.

This made me laugh.

Was the lucky woman in question awake?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I don't lie in, I was making love at 7 if you must know.

This made me laugh.

Was the lucky woman in question awake?

She was very lucky, and very much awake.

Anyway to get back on topic my missus has alway's wanted to be snatched by a couple of guy,s in a van with masks on and tied up and taken somewhere and tied to a chair with a blindfold on and groped, so as jim's dead i fixed it for her with a couple of burly security guy.s i know, i thought she'd be raving mad but she wants it again and so does the other one now.Yes i tie her up all the time for sex she loves it cant get enough.I think a lot of women are into that.

Me and a gf bought a handcuff and chain set once but when she came the chains snapped. Really poor quality workmanship IMO and disappointing as I'd planned to go for a night out with my mates and leave her there for a laugh. Have to say that sex shops are overpriced and a lot of the stuff they sell is badly made and they were freaked out when I went back and asked for a refund. Apparently I was "the first person who had ever returned goods to the store" - which was surprising as the quality was shit.

Good god.

Hipster, you're very quick to play the prude in these threads. You're probably a right dirty goat really. Is it all just a cover?

He's just been to Amsterdam for the week and spent £500 on hookers.

A dirty goat. lol. I've not heard that one.

Nah i like a laugh but some of the utter tosh i read in these threads does make me cringe.