Whose back doors would you most like to smash in 3 choices.

Kelly Brook
Melinda  Messenger
Carol Vorderman

Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton

Angry Dad wrote:Kelly Brook
Melinda  Messenger
Carol Vorderman

When you say back doors are you referring to botties?  

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Kelly Brook
Melinda  Messenger
Carol Vorderman

When you say back doors are you referring to botties?  

yup fraid so

Soul Kitchen wrote:Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton

Dont say  suranne iv'e got a big crush on her, she turns me to jelly, what a lovely woman, i have never been lost for words until i saw her in Brighton in a play called beautiful thing a few weeks ago, the wife is not amused at my obsession over her and no kidding she had a short skirt and black panties on show cant get that picture out of my head. She was playing a chavvy mum in the play but she is so fucking horny and a great actress. I think i'd leave home for her if she'd have me.

I wouldn't want to do that to her, she,s special.

Would someone translate the thread title for me? I assume we aren't breaking into someone's home...

Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Count me out. Satan's Alley is not for the faint hearted.

Ha ha, Satan's alley, that's a new one for me.

Front bottoms only for me, the back door is always locked and double bolted.

I was hoping that wasn't the translation...  

Entering through the back door is bad enough, why would you smash them?

That girl from Coronation Street who's originally from Bury but now lives in Bowton and goes out with that ginger lad in the show.

That knob head who again is originally from Bury but grew up in Bolton and was on Corrie and went in the jungle and goes out with Scott Sinclair.

And Cheryl Cole obviously.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Count me out.  Satan's Alley is not for the faint hearted.

Never done it to be honest,but if those three asked me for it I'd give it a go,a mate told me he'd tried it and said it wasn't to his taste,I said you're supposed to use your dick not your tongue. He said it hurt bad and it got stuck in there as she clenched up or something. Not something I'd push for though.

Mila Kuniz
Rihanna
hayden panettiere

easy

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Ha ha, Satan's alley, that's a new one for me.

 I bet it isn't.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Count me out.  Satan's Alley is not for the faint hearted.

Agree, you need to be a pervert to even consider it.;

Kelly Brook
Holly Willoughby
Rachel Riley

Angry Dad wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton

Dont say  suranne iv'e got a big crush on her, she turns me to jelly, what a lovely woman, i have never been lost for words until i saw her in Brighton in a play called beautiful thing a few weeks ago, the wife is not amused at my obsession over her and no kidding she had a short skirt and black panties on show cant get that picture out of my head. She was playing a chavvy mum in the play but she is so fucking horny and a great actress. I think i'd leave home for her if she'd have me.

Saw her in panto in southport, what a woman!

Front doors - Ana Ivanovic, Susannah Reid and Emma Spencer