Your Last 24 Hours.....

Ok, let's pretend the world is going to end in 24 hours. A comet is going to wipe us out, there is no hope.

So what are you going to do in your last 24 hours? Spend it with your family? Not spend it with your family? Hunt down Owen Coyle and end his last 24 hours prematurely? Post on Bolton Nuts?

Come on, ideas please.

lol, good question.

I don't have any close family so I would spend my last hours on earth doing all the things that my mother told me not to.

I'd shag as many hookers as I could find, the dirtier the better, I'd do as many hard drugs as I could fit in my body, and if I was still alive after that I'd watch Blackadder as the comet came crashing into my front room.

I'd spend it with my family naturally, I'm not sure in those circumstances you could really enjoy anything though, so we'd probably sit around and talk about the good times!

Owen Owen Owen wrote:I'd spend it with my family naturally, I'm not sure in those circumstances you could really enjoy anything though, so we'd probably sit around and talk about the good times!

I would do the same.

You boring farts. 24 hours to live and you'd spend it talking?

I'd do a speedball get a full scottish breakfast then drive 100mph the wrong way down the motorway.

I think Owen Owen Owen is right, but for Natasha's sake I would:

1) Insist the wife bring forward my birthday intercourse
2) Cancel my mortgage direct debit just for the satisfaction of pissing off Santander
3) Read up on how to stop a comet

I'd kill as many Bolton fans as I could just so they couldn't enjoy their last 24 hours.

I'd die very happy.

Bolton Hater wrote:I'd kill as many Bolton fans as I could just so they couldn't enjoy their last 24 hours.

I'd die very happy.

How would you kill them? Sit on them?

I'm old and boring so it's spend time with my family. If I were younger, sex with as many attractive women as possible would be a priority.

I'd pretend that I was Kiefer Sutherland.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You boring farts. 24 hours to live and you'd spend it talking?

I take it your a single lady, All dried up with no kid's.
I feel sorry for you.

Copper Dragon wrote:I'd pretend that I was Kiefer Sutherland.

Top answer so far.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:I'd kill as many Bolton fans as I could just so they couldn't enjoy their last 24 hours.

I'd die very happy.

How would you kill them? Sit on them?

N'ah... he just rolls down a pavement and rolls over the innocents and sucks them into his layers of fat where they would then suffoctae. But to do that he would need the help of the Channel 5 TV programme of the emergency services who help getting fatties out of their house!!!



But I would...

1. No chance of getting home to be with family so stay in Amsterdam

2. Withdraw all my money and spend it on the windows (never done so may as well be a first and last)

3. Get some weed and smoke it (again never done os may as well be a first and last)

4. drink myself to a pulp

5. get a taxi home and not pay for it

6. shag the girlfriend as the comet comes crashing down (the earth will move with that shag!!!)

xmiles wrote:... sex with as many attractive women as possible would be a priority.

This.

Stay at home with the family, and watch every one else run around like headless chickens, trying to put a whole life into 24 hours, and realising that it just cant be done. Get pleasantly pissed, and fall of my perch, along with the rest of them, in a complete stupor. (oh, and eat as many Topics, and Mars bars as I can because I don't haveto worry about my diabetes.)

Heavily Sedate myself with Alcohol and hopefully pass out.

I'd probably try some of that Skunkweed shoite that these youngsters seem to rave about.