I Love it when.....

Its an i love it when things happen or go wrong for people thread, I love it when someone walks into a glass door  fuckin hilarious i once saw an old bugger ko himself in a pizza place, i couldn't stop laughing people were glaring at me but i couldn't help it, it made my sides sore he hit it  so hard he flew backwards over the cake trolley and and off it onto the floor covered in cake and blood, still makes me chuckle.

Fucks sake has no one cracked up at someones misfortune come on you boring bastards.

One time I was on a bus, a chap was stood up at the back when all of a sudden the driver slammed on the brakes and the guy was caught off gaurd, stumbles half way and slid on his face to the front of the bus.

I pissed my sides, felt bad for him after, of course

That'll do good one:D