you SAD BASTARD!

You think it needs clarification?

OK - for you and for anyone else - I think that Sluffy posting that is one of the low points of the entire internet era.

Truly sad, truly misguided and truly pathetic. It's based on absolutely nothing other than some internet weirdo's assumptions about another poster on the same forum. It offers no evidence, no facts, just the guesswork of some lonely bloke with nothing better to do.

Every time it pops into my head I think "You sad bastard" hence me including it in this thread of similar moments.

Copper Dragon wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Pretending to be someone you are not on an internet forum.

Bloody hell that's half the folk on here.  

I'd be so disappointed to discover that you are not really a Dragon made of copper.

Keegan wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Pretending to be someone you are not on an internet forum.

Bloody hell that's half the folk on here.  

I'd be so disappointed to discover that you are not really a Dragon made of copper.

I made that joke months ago Keegan, you little tinker.  

People who drive with their music blasting out. 

Lads who spit whilst walking down the street.

teenagers wearing jeans half way down their arse .

People putting footballers name inbetween their first and last name on facebook, like that suddenly makes them cool.

E.g. Dave ''stuart holden'' Jones.

People who leave the match early!

wessy wrote:People who leave the match early!

Years ago at Burnden they used to ope the gates ten to fifteen minutes before the end of the game. There would be a couple of hundred kids who would run in to catch the end of the game. They would get crushed to death today!!!

20 stone hard men that cry at football matches.

Fat Bastards

Angry Dad wrote:Fat Bastards

What about big boned people?

Big boned is ok Mike, especially when they put people in suitcases and bury them under patios  

Michael Bolton wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Fat Bastards

What about big boned people?

Big boned guy's are ok by me they can be usefull in a ruck,but wouldn't find big boned babes sexy.

Havin said that the toughest bloke I ever came across was a huge fat man, all fat and about 6-3 maybe 25 st, no fuckin neck real hard to find the pressure points and he was throwing 16-17 st guy's across  the floor,to be honest I reckon he was scared and it made him go like fuck,it took 5 of us and a taser to shut the fucker down,no drink and he was a proper gentleman ,you don't need muscle fat can be just as strong depends on the individual.

Angry Dad wrote:Havin said that the toughest bloke I ever came across was a huge fat man, all fat and about 6-3 maybe 25 st, no fuckin neck real hard to find the pressure points and he was throwing 16-17 st guy's across  the floor,to be honest I reckon he was scared and it made him go like fuck,it took 5 of us and a taser to shut the fucker down,no drink and he was a proper gentleman ,you don't need muscle fat can be just as strong depends on the individual.

did you see that on "Ross Kemp on Gangs?"